President Bush recently nominated this man, General Michael Hayden, to replace Porter Goss as head of the CIA:





Instead, he should have picked THIS man:



Coach Hayden Fox. That would have been badass.

S. McCracken wrote:

See, I thought he looked like the dad from That 70's Show.

As did I. Because it was. Unless the RoboCop bad guy that Tebor was referring to was OCP Vice President Dick Jones and not Clarence Boddicker. But I always thought Dick Jones looked more Vilos Cohaagen, Governor of Mars from Total Recall.

Hayden Fox looks an awful lot like the dad from Poltergeist though. Oh, and like the guy who was banging his daughter in Devil's Advocate.

#edit: I'm a douchebag. I got confused and I didn't realize WHICH Hayden Tebor was talking and I assumed that Spanky was saying that the guy from RoboCop looked more like the guy from That 70s Show to be funny. My bad. General Hayden also looks kinda like a bald John Voight.