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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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'Preciate the kind words, Ross.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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There was a terrorist attack in Belgium. I guess I gotta look at stupid fucking Belgian flags on everyone's Facebook picture for the next couple months.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4224
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Just change your profile picture to a Belgian waffle covered in Brussels sprouts. Problem solved.
And as for something that pisses me off... this morning my driver's side tail light on my car exploded not long after I started driving away from my house. It was really fucking loud and scared the shit out of me, and now it is going to cost me 1500 bucks to get fixed. Hooray!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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@om*d wrote: |
Just change your profile picture to a Belgian waffle covered in Brussels sprouts. Problem solved.
And as for something that pisses me off... this morning my driver's side tail light on my car exploded not long after I started driving away from my house. It was really fucking loud and scared the shit out of me, and now it is going to cost me 1500 bucks to get fixed. Hooray! |
wtf?! how does a tail light explode?
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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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username wrote: |
@om*d wrote: |
Just change your profile picture to a Belgian waffle covered in Brussels sprouts. Problem solved.
And as for something that pisses me off... this morning my driver's side tail light on my car exploded not long after I started driving away from my house. It was really fucking loud and scared the shit out of me, and now it is going to cost me 1500 bucks to get fixed. Hooray! |
wtf?! how does a tail light explode? |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4224
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It ended up being a build up of gas that was ignited by a static charge from hitting the brakes. The gas came from some sort of gas or chemical that was in my garage that I didn't properly seal. My car ended up taking a bullet for my house.
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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Well, if it had to be one or the other, I'm definitely glad it was the car.
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Sarge
Title: The Self-Titler
Joined: Aug 14 2010
Posts: 598
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LeshLush wrote: |
Well, if it had to be one or the other, I'm definitely glad it was the car. |
What he said.
Also, I hope that $1500 number included body damage on the car. $1500 for any sort or minor assembly on a car is ridiculous.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4224
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It was a bunch of shit. Tail light cover, some wiring, the lights, some paint work and of course labor costs. I could have done most of it myself (other than the painting) for around 350 - 450 bucks. None of it was covered by warranty or insurance. I basically paid extra for the convenience of not having to gather all of the parts myself, since I would have had to order most of it or pay the ludicrous overpriced cost of buying it from a store. I also had the other tail light replaced so it didn't look weird with one brand new one and one that wasn't as new, since that sort of thing irritates me.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Why is it always vampires and werewolves that make hybrids? Doesn't anyone ever try fucking a mummy?
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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Mummies are usually without gender, which is bullshit. I regret not being able to get boners growing up to mummy cleavage or some hot mummy camel toe.
That's another thing that pisses me off. People have it so easy when it comes to jacking off nowadays. Seriously, there is porn for fucking EVERYTHING. I LITERALLY only had the option of using a fucking Redbook or Sears magazine back in the day. No one in the early 90's had the patience to wait for a generic boob picture to load on dial up, so porn wasn't even viable for jacking off back then. I'm so angry that I might just become a furry out of spite for no real reason.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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You think you had it rough? I had to watch scrambled porn on the channel Showtime was supposed to be on but my parents were to cheap to pay for. To this day I'm still conditioned to get a boner when I see static on the TV. I got put on a sex offender list for watching Poltergeist when it was just a misunderstanding.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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JoshWoodzy wrote: |
Mummies are usually without gender, which is bullshit. I regret not being able to get boners growing up to mummy cleavage or some hot mummy camel toe.
That's another thing that pisses me off. People have it so easy when it comes to jacking off nowadays. Seriously, there is porn for fucking EVERYTHING. I LITERALLY only had the option of using a fucking Redbook or Sears magazine back in the day. No one in the early 90's had the patience to wait for a generic boob picture to load on dial up, so porn wasn't even viable for jacking off back then. I'm so angry that I might just become a furry out of spite for no real reason. |
Mummies totally have genders you fuckwit. What they lack are secondary sexual characteristics or pronounced sexual dimorphism. You fucking dumbass.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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So Lesh just confirmed his mom is a mummy.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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My mom's English, so yes, I guess technically she is a mummy.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4632
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sidewaydriver wrote: |
I got put on a sex offender list for watching Poltergeist when it was just a misunderstanding. |
Amazing.
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
Location: Accounting Dept.
Posts: 1687
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Dyin' over here from Sideway, good show.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Chicks on Facebook trying to get attention on Mothers Day by claiming their pets count as kids.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Etch
Title: Intermittent Scribbler
Joined: Mar 15 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 588
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The Play N' Trade game store shut down. Now there's just the three Gamestops in town...and I'll be damned if I'm giving them my money. Looks like it's all online or Best Buy from now on.
It was inevitable I suppose. The original manager, who ran the place well, adjusting stock and pricing when needed was sent to run a new store in another city. The lady they replaced him with used the store as her personal daycare center, barely changed stock and started over-pricing all the old games. (And that was still preferable to Gamestop)
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Got full-force goat-headbutted in the shin today. For how bad it felt I may as well have tried to kick a telephone pole in two. A couple minutes afterward it looked like a small lemon took up residence under my skin. Swelling went down a lot, but there is still a mean looking lump
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It is a waste of politeness to be courteous to the devil ~ William L. Garrison
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Methid Man
Title: Spawn of Billy Mays
Joined: Nov 23 2010
Location: Hackensack, NJ
Posts: 540
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I chipped a tooth...while eating a hot dog of all things XP
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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It's been two and a half years and Vin Diesel is still whining about Paul Walker. I'm sorry your boyfriend died and all but it's time to move on and stop being such a crybaby bitch.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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This posting adds only credence to my theory that sideway is the reaper.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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It only makes sense with @om*d being Dracula and all. Now we just have to figure out which one of you is a Belmont and destroy you.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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I went to Belmont University. Maybe it's me.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4224
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I have always thought Cam reminded me of a Belmont...
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