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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
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Paula Deen was just fired from The Food Network for using a racial slur. But look what I found on the Internet: The Neely's Homemade Peach Ice Cream With Crackers Recipe...
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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"Paula Deen is probably racist because a black doctor explained to her what fried butter does to a human circulatory system." - Seanbaby (@Seanbabydotcom)
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
Posts: 484
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They should keep Paula Deen on TV, but make Samuel L. Jackson her sous chef. If she says something racist, like vanilla is better than chocolate, he could look into the camera like, "What did she just say?" Then you know it's time to cover the kids' ears...
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Nah, just let Michael Richards hire her as a personal chef.
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3474
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The only time I had heard about Paula Deen in general was when she was referenced in a Jenna Marbles video, and she was riding a narwhal. So throughout the whole day that I heard this all I could think about is Paula Deen in a clan outfit riding on a narwhal throwing lightning bolts at minorities. Kind of like a 21st century Birth of the Nation.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| JRA wrote: |
| The only time I had heard about Paula Deen in general was when she was referenced in a Jenna Marbles video, and she was riding a narwhal. So throughout the whole day that I heard this all I could think about is Paula Deen in a clan outfit riding on a narwhal throwing lightning bolts at minorities. Kind of like a 21st century Birth of the Nation. |
You never seen Paula Deen on a magazine cover before? I usually pass by the magazine section in stores often, and she is usually on a magazine cover every single month. How can you miss Paula Deen?
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Because I'm good at isolating myself from dumb mainstream popular culture.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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| Because I'm good at isolating myself from dumb mainstream popular culture. |
Except for Jenna Marbles.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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I can't see anyone being interested in it, but apparently she's being offered six figures to be a spokeswoman for a GILF site called puremature.com; yet it won't involve her going nude.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Her restaurant at a local Harrah's casino is still there when I went on Saturday, although the sign for it with her name seemed smaller since the last time I saw it, which was probably December.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4632
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| You never seen |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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| Cameron wrote: |
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I seriously laugh out loud every time I see your signature, CamWin.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3280
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
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