Knyte wrote:

Acually Samuel Clemens said it best: "10% of all men masturbate... the other 90% are lying."

I know ONE guy (a longtime friend) who doesn't masturbate, and I know he's telling the truth because he's not the kind of guy who would lie about that. He does get enough tail that he doesn't HAVE to masturbate though, so it works out.

Having said that, people who don't masturbate are weirdos. There, I said it.

Tishwitch wrote:

S. McCracken wrote: ... He does get enough tail that he doesn't HAVE to masturbate though, so it works out. I didn't think masturbation had anything to do with getting laid... and to say that, you're making the assumption that 90% of people don't get laid enough. I think that assumption is bullshit.

I think if more people were getting laid enough, society would look a hell of a lot different than it does right now. I do think that not enough people get laid regularly.

You think the porn industry is as big (and surprisingly mainstream) as it is because people are getting laid enough?
You think companies keep throwing sex-laden movies, advertisments, tv shows, and magazines because people are getting fucked on a regular basis?
How many comedians, actors, writers, directors, and singers have made millions off of the gag where married people don't have sex after they get married? Or that teens get into wacky hijinks because they can't get laid?

Masturbation has plenty to do with getting laid. That's not all there is to it, but lets face the reality of the situation: how many people would still be pulling their puds if they were getting their knobs gobbled on a regular basis? What would be the point?