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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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So...
This is an E.T. Toy? Really?
It is SFW, but yet somehow NSFW...
http://i.imgur.com/TGYHW.jpg
I'm not sure, don't open it with your boss next to you, but also, don't worry too much because it is a child's toy.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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Reminds me of the vibrating broom fiasco from Harry Potter 
I feel a vague joke is in order, so here it goes:
"That's not "home", and you're not "phoning" it"
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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| Sehkmaenzo wrote: |
Reminds me of the vibrating broom fiasco from Harry Potter
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haha, yeah that was great. i bet many little kittens got their first orgasm.
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it was the blurst of times |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
| Sehkmaenzo wrote: |
Reminds me of the vibrating broom fiasco from Harry Potter
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haha, yeah that was great. i bet many little kittens got their first orgasm. |
Please un write this.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 706
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Please un write this. |
Seconded. I was quite seriously creeped out.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Did he mean "kiddies" or "kittens?" Either way, creepy.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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I'm... having a hard time deciding which is creepier, in fact o.o
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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Yeah, i don't give a shit what you guys think.
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 706
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Chris Hanson gives a shit!
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Cause that's how I roll bounce. |
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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Chris Hansen can go and fuck himself.
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Oh, you're playing with fire now, boy. Hubris.
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 706
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Cause that's how I roll bounce. |
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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ok here is your explanation (although i know you won't believe it or that you are interested that deep into my personal story). The last girl i fell in love with was really small,had big beatiful eyes and was a very sensitve person. She reminded my of a cat in a way. And she was at my age, wich means 20 years old. So thats why females of a small stature remind me of kittens. End of the story.
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Shouldn't be so hung up on the last one, man. Plenty of fish in the sea, and the next one is always better. Unless of course they aren't, in which case it's the one after next.
Oh, and your explanation is like total bullshit. Cause a 20 year old woman, small or not, is not going to be playing with that Harry Potter broomstick, unless it's in a masturbatory way in the first place. But we're cool, bro. I can't speak for Chris Hanson, though.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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The next one doesn't matter anyways. I can't let her go wich emotionaly really fucks me up.
I also understand that you are senstive if you read something like i wrote, i mean you have kids on your own. It really has to freak you out that there are people that get turned on by little kids. I wouldn't feel any different.
Also my explanation may sound like bullshit to you but to me it makes perfect sense. People are individuals so they judge things individually. Don't expect to understand them on every level.
I will also keep an eye open. If i see you writing anything that may point out an unhealthy sexual interest of yours, i will be there to point it out in front of everyone.
By the way, nice signature dude.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
| By the way, nice signature dude. |
And shit just got real.
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
I will also keep an eye open. If i see you writing anything that may point out an unhealthy sexual interest of yours, i will be there to point it out in front of everyone.
By the way, nice signature dude. |
Thank you. I felt a need to rebel against the trend of screwing skeletons.
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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| Atma wrote: |
| And shit just got real. |
I don't see how, I'm not offended. If I was, I wouldn't have chosen my sig.
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