Maybe they bought them from Destro's best friend: Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Is it safe to say, Piper and Destro would beat the shit out of Sgt. Slaughter?
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.