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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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My logic is perfect, as experts have affirmed to me in my formative years. All of reality exists in my head. I am capable of communicating to an entity that communicates in a fashion equivalent to your own, so functionally, you exist by virtue of this channel. But your website is here to entertain me, not the other way around. Therefore, not only do you exist, you don't even not exist.
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 I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Knock knock Neo...
Syd and his philosophy major strike again. Nice article, but I always hated some of those paradoxes.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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That made sense when I typed it.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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Giant mind fuck...
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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tolucalakevictims
Title: The Unbeliever
Joined: Jul 01 2010
Location: Australia
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i only exist because you people acknowledge i do. as soon as im ignored i dont exist
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"And He was asking him, "What is thy name?" And he said to Him, "My name is Legion; for we are many." |
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
Location: Accounting Dept.
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A good read as always, Syd, if extremely trippy. I figure that Not Sure is the omnipotent one in this case, though.
Attention, please: Patient 02SYD-5 in Cell Block Q had another relapse fit today. If this problem is left unresolved problems may arise; increase his mental-recreational settings up a further two levels. If relapse fits persist we may have to harvest the specimen before its prime.
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Arf
Joined: Sep 08 2009
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Just came here after a long time at school and, wow, that article looks like somebody just discoevered the Zeno paradoxes. Or dilemma. Or whatever.
(And I guess you spoiled Inception for me. I actually wanted to see that one  )
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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This is actually idea I've had for awhile that I just finally put to paper, so to speak.
And I didn't spoil Inception. Unless you're not even aware of the basic premise. In which case, too bad.
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
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I thought you would have questioned if anyone who posts here is in fact real or if they are all machines since you post behind a screen name.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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I'm sorry, did you say something?
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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After I read that article, carbon dust appeared in my Brita pitcher. Thanks alot, Syd.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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I'm not sure if that's an insult or a compliment?
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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I had more acknowledgment when I disappeared rather than now. Therefore, my absence is my true identity and my actual self does not exist.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I'm not sure if that's an insult or a compliment? |
Compliment. Reality shifting = shit appears in places its not supposed to appear in.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Ah, cool. BTW, I love your new avatar.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Ah, cool. BTW, I love your new avatar. |
I remember as a kid when I first heard that character's voice and laugh I thought "well, that's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard in my life!" Seriously, Mark Hammill's Joker doesn't have shit on Ludwig Von Koopa.
Your next article should be about the Super Mario Bros. 3 cartoon. You should get to it before the Nostalgia Critic does. That way you can have something else to claim that TGWTG is ripping you off.
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