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Posted: Jul 16 2010 01:54 pm

You deserve to be banned from the site. However, I decided I'll make things interesting. In the tradition of professional wrestling, I challenge you to an "I quit" match. One game, loser leaves the forums and the IRC FOREVER. The rules:

1. Loser leaves the forums and IRC forever.
2. The game will be played in IRC, because I'm not spending 2 hours downloading your gay little program.
3. Cheating = losing. We'll know if you are, and I don't need to.
4. One game match. Winner take all.
5. Format: You may play with any card that you currently own or have ever owned.

If you refuse the challenge, I'll just go back to making sure you're banned. So really, what do you have to lose? You know, other than that extraordinarily undeserved sense of pride.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 02:00 pm

Oh shit, this is gonna be intense.

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

:O

Posted: Jul 16 2010 02:04 pm

unless it's just a kayfabe I Quit match. in which case, we can expect new commissioner jon snow or jeebus come in in about three months. not to be a dick or anything, but my moneys on Jeebus. have you guys considered using skype to do it? then you can focus your cam on the cards to make sure everything is on the up and up and do it for free

Posted: Jul 16 2010 02:16 pm

If you have to just pull a Rock and have a tape of him saying "I Quit" ready over the loud speaker.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 02:17 pm

I said yesterday in IRC that Jeebus isn't long for these forums, but I didn't realize how prophetic that really was.

Why don't you just ban the guy Jeebus and be done with it? If you want to quit as well, then go.

I don't think I've ever heard of anything as nerdy as a 19th century style duel to the death using Magic cards as the chosen weapon. Wow.

Joined: Nov 03 2006 Posts: 763

That Format is dumb. I'll play a traditional format. Extended, Type II, or Sealed. Prefably sealed as that will show the most skill imo. And as for the bet... I'd like to see you turn into a better person, I don't know if outcasting you, which is a good idea for some people, is a good idea for you. I'll play you as a matter of principle to show you I know the game, and that I know i can beat you. I'm 99.9% i have beaten better players, then what i'm guessing you are. And i'm not trying to be mean, i'm being honest.

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]In the tradition of professional wrestling

And don't call it proffesional wrestling, all it is.. is a soap opera for men.. it's plain idiotic, I do not understand the entertainment value of bad acting, poor action sequences, and big men touching each other in tight underwear... all on a cheesy concocted story line, that a 5 year old could think up. "So and so cheated with my woman.. and now i'm gunna destrooooooooooooyyyyy him.... and i'm gunna put the smack down on uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. And there's only one way i know how to it. And that's in Magic the godamn fucking gathering.. mother fuckers..."

*Rips off shirt, flexes while dripping from the mouth."

I'll play you for props, and bragging rights... which i plan to use... in any of those formats.

If you open all cards.. I don't have the card pool to compete. And i don't have a deck constructed in such a open format, which is non-competitive, because of too many staple cards, and 1 turn win decks. I don't understand why that would be your choice of format, unless you're scared of losing in a regular normal tournament style format.

Edit: Let's use PM for this kind of stufff from now on.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 02:29 pm

fuck you Snow, seriously. i happen to enjoy both pro wrestling and MTG. if Jeebus wasnt challenging you on this one, I would be now and Ive beaten better players before too. sixteen years of practice off and on makes you pretty decent with or without natural talent.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 02:34 pm

Snow, stop, just stop, you aren't going to be able to argue a point with Jeebus, he's about as stubborn as a person can get before spontaneously transforming into a mule.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jul 16 2010 02:43 pm

JonSnow wrote:

That Format is dumb.

Sounds like you just declined the challenge.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 02:51 pm

Somebody needs to masturbate and release some demons or something. All this shit is getting really old.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 03:52 pm

Challenge was declined. This thread is over, and so is Jon Snow.