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Posted: Aug 23 2009 01:46 am

lavalarva wrote:

SoldierHawk wrote:

Quote:

If, at any point, you thought the Twilight in the story title was pulled from that infernal Meyer book, please stab yourself in the face.

Yeah, I just wanted a way to plug that somewhere Razz

lava, VERY BAD choice of phrasing given the more recent posts.

Ha ha I see what you did there. Megaman

Posted: Aug 23 2009 01:59 am

So, to recap, we now know that twilight is just god awful, its actually at the same level as bad fan fic and it has now spawned a ... item that would make any peeping tom turn to celibacy if he saw it in sunlight. I think that Meyers may actually be the antichrist Oh, it's terrible!

Also, you have to wonder what chemicals make up that sunlight sparkling on said item, and what type of person would use this sort of thing when the sun is up...

Posted: Aug 23 2009 02:16 am

[quote="lordsathien"]

lavalarva wrote:

SoldierHawk wrote:

Quote:

If, at any point, you thought the Twilight in the story title was pulled from that infernal Meyer book, please stab yourself in the face.

Yeah, I just wanted a way to plug that somewhere Razz

lava, VERY BAD choice of phrasing given the more recent posts.

That...was the point... Neutral

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SoldierHawk wrote:

lordsathien wrote:

lavalarva wrote:

SoldierHawk wrote:

Quote:

If, at any point, you thought the Twilight in the story title was pulled from that infernal Meyer book, please stab yourself in the face.

Yeah, I just wanted a way to plug that somewhere Razz

lava, VERY BAD choice of phrasing given the more recent posts.

That...was the point... Neutral

...It wasn't intentional. Honestly. And I HAD read those posts. I'm just really good at writing double-entendres without realizing it.

Posted: Aug 24 2009 04:03 am

lavalarva wrote:

SoldierHawk wrote:

lordsathien wrote:

lavalarva wrote:

SoldierHawk wrote:

Quote:

If, at any point, you thought the Twilight in the story title was pulled from that infernal Meyer book, please stab yourself in the face.

Yeah, I just wanted a way to plug that somewhere Razz

lava, VERY BAD choice of phrasing given the more recent posts.

That...was the point... Neutral

...It wasn't intentional.

Which is why I commented as I did.

[insert joke about the Twilight series and "Fool Moon" here]

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Posted: Sep 17 2009 06:34 pm

Found this on /b/ the other night.

Posted: Sep 17 2009 07:41 pm

Posted: Oct 13 2009 04:20 am

From the same guy that does Kefka at conventions:

Posted: Oct 13 2009 11:58 am

Oh god, stopping the can from hitting her was quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever, ever seen. Laughing

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I have to write this book.

Posted: Oct 14 2009 03:16 am

Kojjiro! wrote:

I have to write this book.

And of course I remember this:

Posted: Oct 14 2009 03:29 am

At 1:09 shit was SO cash.

Posted: Oct 15 2009 01:13 am

my opinion of Twilight?

Posted: Oct 16 2009 04:20 am

Ermac wrote:

my opinion of Twilight?

Maybe if you used photobucket we could see it.

Posted: Oct 17 2009 06:10 pm

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I have to say though, honestly, Twilight is a pretty amazing book, because it's gotten a lot of teenagers interested in reading again which is damn near impossible to do.

Posted: Dec 01 2009 01:17 pm

You've of course heard of the site fmylife? Well, there's one like it that just sprung up. Except this one is teenage girls (at least I'm praying to God its all teenage girls) posting about how much their lives are like the Twilight series. Rather than signing off with FML, they sign off with MLIT--my life is Twilight. Seriously.

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

That strangled scream you heard from halfway across the country was me, just so you know.

Posted: Dec 01 2009 04:38 pm

Dear god.

Posted: Dec 01 2009 04:46 pm

A few choice examples:

A bunch of random tween idiots wrote:

Today I woke up at 3 in the morning and felt something staring at me, instantly thinking it was Edward Cullen I whipped around, only to see my cat staring at me from the chair. MLIT

Yesterday, I spent several hours staring intently at my boyfriend. The bond we share is too intense for words. We can sit by each other, not saying a single word, yet saying so much at the same time. MLIT.

I was so upset about this 4chan stuff that I ran to my collection of twilight memorabilia and grabbed one of my books. I went to my bed to lay down and read it and it was the Breaking Dawn book and it opened right up to where Bella awakens as a vampire. It was a sign to persevere!

On November 21st my best friend called me and goes "Do you know what today is?" I had no idea what his point was until he said "Its our year anniversary of when we went to see Twilight and we established that you're Bella reincarnated!" I was ROTFL! MLIT

As Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka observed: "sometimes in life...there are no words." -MLIRBITT (My Life Is Ruined By Idiotic Twilight Tweens)

Posted: Dec 01 2009 05:03 pm

wow, i just puked a bit in my mouth.

hope my coworkers dont mind

Title: Electric Sex Pants Joined: Dec 30 2009 Posts: 199

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Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay.

This part nearly made me piss :3

Posted: Jan 28 2010 03:48 pm

Posted: Jan 28 2010 06:14 pm

I can't stand that death scene, but it'd be so tolerable with that dialogue.