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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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lavalarva wrote: |
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If, at any point, you thought the Twilight in the story title was pulled from that infernal Meyer book, please stab yourself in the face. |
Yeah, I just wanted a way to plug that somewhere |
lava, VERY BAD choice of phrasing given the more recent posts. |
Ha ha I see what you did there.
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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
Joined: Aug 10 2009
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So, to recap, we now know that twilight is just god awful, its actually at the same level as bad fan fic and it has now spawned a ... item that would make any peeping tom turn to celibacy if he saw it in sunlight. I think that Meyers may actually be the antichrist
Also, you have to wonder what chemicals make up that sunlight sparkling on said item, and what type of person would use this sort of thing when the sun is up...
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6085
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
lordsathien wrote: |
lavalarva wrote: |
SoldierHawk wrote: |
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If, at any point, you thought the Twilight in the story title was pulled from that infernal Meyer book, please stab yourself in the face. |
Yeah, I just wanted a way to plug that somewhere |
lava, VERY BAD choice of phrasing given the more recent posts. |
That...was the point... |
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...It wasn't intentional. Honestly. And I HAD read those posts. I'm just really good at writing double-entendres without realizing it.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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lavalarva wrote: |
SoldierHawk wrote: |
lordsathien wrote: |
lavalarva wrote: |
SoldierHawk wrote: |
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If, at any point, you thought the Twilight in the story title was pulled from that infernal Meyer book, please stab yourself in the face. |
Yeah, I just wanted a way to plug that somewhere |
lava, VERY BAD choice of phrasing given the more recent posts. |
That...was the point... |
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...It wasn't intentional. |
Which is why I commented as I did.
[insert joke about the Twilight series and "Fool Moon" here]
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Found this on /b/ the other night.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6085
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William Shakespeare wrote: |
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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From the same guy that does Kefka at conventions:
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6085
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
Posts: 832
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I have to write this book.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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At 1:09 shit was SO cash.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
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my opinion of Twilight?
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Ermac wrote: |
my opinion of Twilight?
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Maybe if you used photobucket we could see it.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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I have to say though, honestly, Twilight is a pretty amazing book, because it's gotten a lot of teenagers interested in reading again which is damn near impossible to do.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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You've of course heard of the site fmylife? Well, there's one like it that just sprung up. Except this one is teenage girls (at least I'm praying to God its all teenage girls) posting about how much their lives are like the Twilight series. Rather than signing off with FML, they sign off with MLIT--my life is Twilight. Seriously.
http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/
That strangled scream you heard from halfway across the country was me, just so you know.
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Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Dear god.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
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A few choice examples:
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Today I woke up at 3 in the morning and felt something staring at me, instantly thinking it was Edward Cullen I whipped around, only to see my cat staring at me from the chair. MLIT
Yesterday, I spent several hours staring intently at my boyfriend. The bond we share is too intense for words. We can sit by each other, not saying a single word, yet saying so much at the same time. MLIT.
I was so upset about this 4chan stuff that I ran to my collection of twilight memorabilia and grabbed one of my books. I went to my bed to lay down and read it and it was the Breaking Dawn book and it opened right up to where Bella awakens as a vampire. It was a sign to persevere!
On November 21st my best friend called me and goes "Do you know what today is?" I had no idea what his point was until he said "Its our year anniversary of when we went to see Twilight and we established that you're Bella reincarnated!" I was ROTFL! MLIT |
As Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka observed: "sometimes in life...there are no words." -MLIRBITT (My Life Is Ruined By Idiotic Twilight Tweens)
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William Shakespeare wrote: |
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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wow, i just puked a bit in my mouth.
hope my coworkers dont mind
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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Boonjovi
Title: Electric Sex Pants
Joined: Dec 30 2009
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Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay. |
This part nearly made me piss :3
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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