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Posted: Dec 09 2005 02:27 pm

As I watched the weather change from snow to rain back to snow again over the last few hours, I realized something: a healthy planet is highly overrated. As soon as the weather clears up a little bit, I'm heading down to Target and I'm gonna buy out their entire supply of hairspray. Then I'm gonna stand outside and spray that shit everywhere until I destroy enough of the ozone layer to make northeastern America a bearable place to live.

Posted: Dec 09 2005 02:43 pm

If it didnt work on South Park, its probably not going to work for you either. Cuz I base everything I do on South Park.

Posted: Dec 09 2005 02:56 pm

There was just thunder and lightning... and it's still snowing. This is not cool.

Posted: Dec 09 2005 04:26 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

As I watched the weather change from snow to rain back to snow again over the last few hours, I realized something: a healthy planet is highly overrated. As soon as the weather clears up a little bit, I'm heading down to Target and I'm gonna buy out their entire supply of hairspray. Then I'm gonna stand outside and spray that shit everywhere until I destroy enough of the ozone layer to make northeastern America a bearable place to live.

Being from a part of New York touching the St. Lawrence River, I totally agree. The river-based humidity plus the polar continental winds that swoop down from Canadia are a bitch and I hate it. In fact, I walked like a moron to the library today because of the combination of the snow height and a winter coat that's too small for me. Thanks, Old Man Winter; You can kiss my ass. Unfortunately, we don't have a Target here yet (though there's one being built), so I'm just going to have to go put up with Wal-Mart, who's probably in cahoots with the weather.

Joined: Aug 22 2005 Posts: 328

*Tuck looks around nervously, cautiously pops his head up, and says something incredibly geeky like:

'I love seasonal weather variation!'

Rycona wrote:

polar continental winds that swoop down from Canadia

LOL... you said 'Canadia'. I like that. Very Happy

Ok, seriously, I know what you mean... the place I live in Canadia is one of those places where the weather changes every five minutes. But I really do like every season.

Posted: Dec 09 2005 09:09 pm

It's too cold! Texas usually just has two temperatures: hot, and not quite so hot.

I know this freak cold-snap has something to do with your northerners! Stop the madness!
There are icicles on my house, honest to god, icicles!!!

Posted: Dec 09 2005 10:15 pm

At least you have a house to have icicles on. Me, Tuck, and B.B. don't get icicles, as igloos don't have eaves for them to form on. Why, just last week my baby brother was kidnapped by penguins! Don't believe the commercials you see on television! They're savage monstrousities of nature! Though, they did give me a bottle of Coca-Cola, so it wasn't all bad.

Posted: Dec 10 2005 03:18 am

I don't know what you all are complaining about. Here in Chi-town it's just healthy snow fall and a half hour drive turning into a 3 hour one. Plus a plane totally killed a 6 year old.

Posted: Dec 10 2005 09:55 am

Plane don't kill people, people kill people! DON'T YOU DARE ENCROACH ON MY RIGHT TO BEAR PLANES!

Posted: Dec 10 2005 11:19 am

Lewis Black on the weather:

* No, it was the coldest winter, literally, that I can remember in my life. It was really nice weather if you were a fucking moose. If you had fur on your nuts, it was a festival out there. It was an absolute dog-shit winter. And dog shit would've been better because it's warmer.

* They've gotta stop reporting wind chill, that's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, 'well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3.' ...well, then it's minus 3 asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!

* [For Minnesotans] You live in a cold that human beings aren't supposed to live in. And it's no kind of test of the human spirit. It's fucking stupid.

He also thinks a great project would be to build an immense wall to block the Canadian cold air. Then again I'm in Georgia where it only snows like 1 inch every 7 years.

Posted: Dec 10 2005 01:23 pm

Another great one from Lewis Black:

"You know how I know it's the coldest winter ever? Because I can't finish a single thought in my head. 'You know, maybe I should get FUCK IT'S COLD!!!' "

Posted: Dec 10 2005 01:35 pm

Georgia doesn't quit have the heat that Texas does, but we do get 100% humidity nearly every day during the non-December-or-January months.

The weather here lately is refreshing, though. Last night we actually got down to the 30s, so I slept with my window open. (I like the cold.)

Posted: Dec 15 2005 05:55 pm

Yet another quote from Lewis Black:

"Man, the weather was gray, and each day, it was grayer and grayer and grayer. I felt like slitting my wrists just to see color! It was raining, snowing, and lighting, the bible doesn't even have that kind of weather!"