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Why does Monopoly lead to violence? (seriously)


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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Jun 09 2008 06:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Are they playing on a computer?


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jun 09 2008 08:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
So who would win a game of Monopoly? Donald Trump (Master of Real Estate.) or Bill Gates (Master of Monopolies)?


Um... whoever hired the Ninjas first.

I bet Bill would think of that ahead of time.



 
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
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PostPosted: Jun 11 2008 08:03 am Reply with quote Back to top

Donald Trump should face the best Monopoly player in the world, and if the loses he gives his "empire" to that person Laughing


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
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PostPosted: Jun 11 2008 09:33 am Reply with quote Back to top

Laminated Sky wrote:
Donald Trump should face the best Monopoly player in the world, and if the loses he gives his "empire" to that person Laughing


I don't want his empire. I'd settle for a substantial cash prize.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Jun 20 2008 03:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Due to pushy assholes I almost got my legged snapped in the trump building revolving door, some assholes cound't wait for the other half of my step through and slammed my leg between the door and the lip. I had to yell and gang on the glss for them to fucking let up the pressure so I could get out. I wish it would have happened, I coulda sued the bastard. Sad



 
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michalis
Joined: Oct 21 2008
Location: Sydney, OZ
PostPosted: Oct 28 2008 10:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

In reality Monopoly is just a game of luck. Buy everything you land on and hopefully you get a set of same color cards to build houses on. I could be missing something though.


Girls should stick to girls sports such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxy and such and such.
 
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Knyte
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PostPosted: Oct 28 2008 10:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

michalis wrote:
In reality Monopoly is just a game of luck. Buy everything you land on and hopefully you get a set of same color cards to build houses on. I could be missing something though.


You're also missing statistics.

Statistically speaking, there are some properties that are landed on far more than others, which increase and drecrease the values of them against their "listed" prices. When I play, I go for the "high land" properties, and will also do trades that seem to be not in my favor in order to build my empire. (Trade a Green for the Orange, I need and such.)
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Valdronius
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PostPosted: Oct 28 2008 11:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think Park Place is the hardest property to land on, as it is seven spaces after Go To Jail.


Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Oct 29 2008 01:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

i can't remember the last time i played a full game. I only do timed games at this point to avoid frustration


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Oct 29 2008 01:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Put on your learning hat and go here:
http://www.tkcs-collins.com/truman/monopoly/monopoly.shtml
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