#66: Virtual Boy Wario Land

Released In: 1995
Developer: Nintendo
Publisher: Nintendo

      I, Wario, have an interesting story to tell. One day during my vacation in the Awazon river basin, I landed my trusty seaplane, Bulldog, and decided to relax in the shadow of the beautiful Aldegara Waterfall. While basking in the sun, I spied some strange creatures with masks entering the waterfall. This piqued my interest!

      I hurried over and followed them into the waterfall. Behind the falls there was a large cave, and in the back of the cave ... there was a vault filled with a glorious mountain of treasure!!

      Some of the masked creatures jumped me, but I quickly overcame them. "This treasure is all mine now!", I thought to myself and rushed in to collect the loot. Suddenly, the floor collapsed and I fell!

      I found myself deep within the Earth! I was quite angry and vowed revenge on these creatures, "I will get their treasure!!!"

Valdronius: Nintendo made a lot of great games in the 90s, but this isn't one of them. In fact, it's so terrible that my Virtual Boy emulator won't even run it. They created a purely action-oriented game, I guess they didn't realize that they weren't very good at those. Oh well, they made a lot of my favorite games for this system, so I won't hold this one against them.

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