JUST BEYOND THE PARK, KEVIN NOTICED A SHEET OF GINGERBREAD MEN COOLING ON A WINDOW LEDGE OF A LARGE YELLOW HOUSE.  BUT THERE WAS NO DELICIOUS SCENT.

      "OUR SPECIAL SMELLS HAVE BEEN STOLEN!" CRIED ONE GINGERBREAD MAN.  "NOW WE'RE JUST ORDINARY COOKIES."

      SO THE GINGERBREAD MAN JOINED KEVIN AND MISS STRAWBERRY IN THEIR SEARCH FOR THE MISSING SCENTS.


Thoughts: Wow, that gingerbread man is a total douchebag. No one fucking asked him to help find the Nose Monster, he just sort of invited himself along. He didn't even have the basic decency to properly greet Kevin and Miss Strawberry, instead he just whined like a little bitch. I feel like I'm reading a goddam Final Fantasy cut scene... all that's missing is a popup that says "Gingerbread Man has joined the Party!". Hey kids, can you figure out *which* gingerbread man featured above joins the group? Did you guess that it's the one who's ridiculously bigger than all the others? If so, good job. If not, you should probably see a doctor; you just may have a terminal case of stupidity. Why the fuck is that gingerbread man so big anyway? Is he some sort of gingerbread version of Mastermold? Are the smaller ones his Sentinels? The answer is quite simple: I DON'T FRIGGIN' CARE! However, I am ever so excited to find out who Kevin and his new friends will meet next. I hope it's Mr. Spice Rack!

 

NEXT PAGE