WHEN THEY ENTERED THE ENCHANTED WOODS, THEY ALL KNEW THAT THE NOSE MONSTER HAD BEEN THERE BEFORE THEM. THE LOVELY TREE SMELLS WERE MISSING! A NICE LITTLE EVERGREEN LED THEM TO THE RAINBOW BRIDGE WHERE THE NOSE MONSTER HAD LAST BEEN SEEN.
Thoughts: This book is getting more and more half-assed. The goddam evergreen didn't even talk to Kevin and his friends. It's like Miss Eldridge found this crap as boring to write as I am finding it to read. Wait a second, how in the hell is a tree going to lead our heroes to a bridge? Trees can't fucking walk, they haves roots that keep them in place and take essential nutrients from the soil. Of course, since this book takes place in a super gay fantasy world where strawberrys can talk and bridges are apparently made out of fucking rainbows, I probably shouldn't be arguing semantics. Of course, that never stopped me before. I seriously do want to know why gingerbread men have buttons when they don't wear clothes though.