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02/05/05: I have added my fifteenth article.
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Obey Your Masters
Seven Mega Man games. Fifty Four Robot Masters. A look at all of Wily's robots from Airman to Yamatoman.
Was Rectal Cancer Man a real enemy? Read on to find out.
Syd Lexia on Street Fighter
A look at the original Street Fighter, which no one remembers quite as fondly as Street Fighter 2. Find out why.
HINT: It's an unplayable pile of crap.
Looks That Kill
On their second album, Motley Crue commands us to shout at the devil... whatever that means. It seems to involve lipstick.
WARNING: The album cover may give you nightmares.
Donkeylips and Sponge Weigh In
The 8th episode of Salute Your Shorts, in which Sponge and Donkeylips try to enter a wrestling competition. Will they meet the weight requirements?
Yeah, probably.
Syd Lexia on Smash T.V.
Kill everything that moves and win fabulous prizes or die trying!
Good luck... yooooou'll need it!
Syd Lexia on Hammerin' Harry
This is the story of a badly-dressed boy with a giant hammer who stuck it to The Man.
Now 100% free of M.C. Hammer jokes! 
M.A.S.K. - The Deathstone
A look at the very first episode of MASK. No one knows what lies behind their mad charades.
Come see their laser rays. 
The Commodore Christmas Crapfest
Celebrate the season with seven awful video games!
MAY CONTAIN POPPLES
Poison Your Mind
A look at the debut album from the hairiest hair band that ever haired.
(Aqua Net sold separately.)
