This is Nissan's Cube Mobile Device, A.K.A. the car that's exterior was designed by a six year old. If you had Twenty Thousand dollars to spend on a car, would you consider driving the Cube?
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Ermac
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Posted:
Jul 17 2009 01:41 am
if my daddy was a rich lawyer and I was given the job as an enviromental rep for some company then that car would fit me.
SoldierHawk
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Posted:
Jul 17 2009 01:42 am
Rip of the back, extend the cab, and make it a pickup truck, and I'd consider it.
As is, I don't think so lol. It looks like a shoebox on wheels.
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Posted:
Jul 17 2009 01:45 am
If I wanted a soapbox racer I would build it myself. I looks like a shoe even
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docinsano
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Posted:
Jul 17 2009 02:39 am
I'm sick of all these toaster mobiles that are made purely for 'driving entertainment' or whatever the fuck you want to call them. I mean look: Scion xB, Kia Soul, and this piece of shit Nissan Cube. I don't see the appeal of driving a toaster that you can hook up your ipod to.
I'm sick of all these toaster mobiles that are made purely for 'driving entertainment' or whatever the fuck you want to call them. I mean look: Scion xB, Kia Soul, and this piece of shit Nissan Cube. I don't see the appeal of driving a toaster that you can hook up your ipod to.
Not to mention the fact that I can hook my ipod up to my truck anyway. Its called a $10 dollar tape deck adapter. I can even charge it in that newfangled cigarette lighter thing.
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Burt Reynolds
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Posted:
Jul 17 2009 04:27 am
pretty fucking ugly. However. However, I think that as far as functionality goes, the passenger side rear window extending to the back window is a good idea to get rid of those pesky blind spots. Doesn't make for a pretty vehicle though.
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GPFontaine
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Posted:
Jul 17 2009 07:42 am
It is ugly as hell and looks like a short bus painted white, it is about as aerodynamic as one too.
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Posted:
Jul 17 2009 09:27 am
I've gotta admit, for some reason I kind of like these goofy looking boxy cars, like the Scion Xb, or whichever model that is. Can't offer a good reason why, but I do.
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Posted:
Jul 17 2009 10:51 am
one positive thing about those scions, they are deceptively and spacey on the inside
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Douche McCallister
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Posted:
Jul 17 2009 12:34 pm
Only if it could do what it does in the commercial. Such as parallel park sideways. Or move without driving.
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Posted:
Jul 17 2009 12:54 pm
Newsflash: Cars have be fucking ugly for years.
This is what a fucking car should look like:
If you are not driving something that is shaped in a fashion similar to this, then it's not a car. A car should have fucking angles. If you're driving something curvy aerodynamic piece of shit that's made of fiberglass and has shatter zones, you're a fucking pussy.
I hated this thing the first time I saw it, and I still kind of do. The inside is pretty nice though. It just seems like every time I see it, it looks a little better.
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Posted:
Jul 18 2009 02:42 am
Hell in that still frame of the video, the hubcaps even look like d-pads.
It's an interesting design, but the only two thoughts I have are the constant chanting of "Scion TC! Scion TC! Scion TC!" from Frisky Dingo and the Apple Cube from about a decade ago.
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