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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
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Okay, I didn't find this particularly funny until I saw the "buy one-get one free" sign in front of the cemetery. That's hilarious. I guess they gotta do business too...
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Ba'al
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Maybe if two people you cared for died at once or one of your relatives happened to be the world's fattest man, that would be useful. I guess it makes sense for the graveyard business to be in economic trouble, since I believe cremation is starting to get more fans.
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Andrew Man
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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It's not as unusual as one would think, when you consider people usually buy a plot ahead of time, and usually want to be buried next to their spouse...
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Dr. Jeebus
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| It's not as unusual as one would think, when you consider people usually buy a plot ahead of time, and usually want to be buried next to their spouse... |
Surprised it took this long for someone to say this. My grandmother already has a plot next to her husband with a headstone and everything, there's just no date of death yet.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| It's not as unusual as one would think, when you consider people usually buy a plot ahead of time, and usually want to be buried next to their spouse... |
Surprised it took this long for someone to say this. My grandmother already has a plot next to her husband with a headstone and everything, there's just no date of death yet. |
That just comes off as creepy to me.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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| Ba'al wrote: |
| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| It's not as unusual as one would think, when you consider people usually buy a plot ahead of time, and usually want to be buried next to their spouse... |
Surprised it took this long for someone to say this. My grandmother already has a plot next to her husband with a headstone and everything, there's just no date of death yet. |
That just comes off as creepy to me. |
Why? Gotta drop yourself somewhere when you die.
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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Ba'al wrote: |
| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| It's not as unusual as one would think, when you consider people usually buy a plot ahead of time, and usually want to be buried next to their spouse... |
Surprised it took this long for someone to say this. My grandmother already has a plot next to her husband with a headstone and everything, there's just no date of death yet. |
That just comes off as creepy to me. |
Why? Gotta drop yourself somewhere when you die. |
This is actually a great deal. Burial plots are expensive and having two together is important for most married couples.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
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I don't know about being buried by my spouse, not sure I want to be nagged for eternity. 
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
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I feel like referencing GN'R's "Used to Love Her", but don't actually feel like coming up with something, sorry. Go listen to it, it's good for you anyway. As well, it'll probably boost your creativity to make your own jokes.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| I don't know about being buried by my spouse, not sure I want to be nagged for eternity. |
"Peg, our marriage is till death do us part. When I'm dead, I'm free to date."
(double points for that one, it's probably older than some of our board members)
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Barricade Storm
Title: Person who does stuff
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Location: London, England
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Maybe they just need to cater for people who are ridiculously fat and need to be put into two seperate graves....
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