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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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first of all, I would like to say
I can't beleive you didm't eat the whole thing. okay maybe I can but thats besides the point
Syd, you are very brave for eating a old brown and possibly moldy cookie
EDIT: It took me a minute to realize but I have the same brand of damn phone that kris is holding
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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I lol'd like a motherfucker.
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 <docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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The line about putting Bib Fortuna in your mouth cracked me up.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Oh God Syd why do you do things like this?
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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Probably for our amusement. And to see if anything old goes with vodka.
And probably to have an excuse to drink vodka at random parts of the day.
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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y hello thar kris lexia 
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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| -bjork- wrote: |
| y hello thar kris lexia |
and i bet you were all expecting me to make the first kris lexia reamark besides the thing about the phone that i said
If I id it would be less creepy because i am 16 
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NereidKnives
Title: Lord of the Dance.
Joined: Apr 25 2009
Location: Tennessee
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The fact that it would be less creepy because you're 16 is negated by the fact that it would be creepy because you're some dude off the internet, Hacker.
Anyway, I liked the article. You ate cookies that were older than I am, and I commend you for it.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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In hacker's defense....
No, I won't even say it. I refuse.
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Syd, I saw the first picture of the Vader cookie and I was laughing for about 5 minutes straight. Fucking funny ass article. What did you do with the rest of the cookies? It's times like this I wish you did video articles, that would have been fucking classic!  
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Syd,
Great article. I am so glad you did this test. I had been wondering what it would be like to eat cookies that are 26 years old and now I know that it is terrible and I should never attempt it.
What really disturbed me the most about this article is finding out that you never finished Twilight Princess. You really owe it to yourself to play that game all the way through. While the final battle sequence is pretty damn long, it leads to a conclusion. Hey, so many games don't lead to conclusions that this is a big deal. It is worth seeing.
Also, you should be able to adjust the toilet tank's internal components to get another half gallon of water in there.
If you had died I would have called LucasArts and demanded that they build the mausoleum for you. Of course they would need brand recognition, so I hope you wouldn't mind being buried in an Imperial Walker with no legs.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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After I was done with cookies and sufficiently satisfied with the photographs I had of them, they were thrown out. They smelled too awful to keep around.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| -bjork- wrote: |
| y hello thar kris lexia |
The second I saw that, I am reminded of a conversation Syd, Zarack and I had about Hooters.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Can't read it right now, but will as soon as I get home. Yay for article updates!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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I'm going to add a secondary page with box scans at some point today. I would have done it yesterday, but some of the original ones I did weren't aligned properly and I was too tired and hot to rescan them last night.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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So will there be a 100th article spectacular or what?
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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Probably not. There will be a massively awesome article before year's end, but it will most likely be somewhere in 103-106 range.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Since you didn't die can i have my donation back?
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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Well, I do still plan to die at some point.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Probably not. There will be a massively awesome article before year's end, but it will most likely be somewhere in 103-106 range. |
Would this at all be related to sydlexia.com's 5th birthday this november?
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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If everything goes according to schedule, yes.
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SoldierHawk
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Wow, those cookies actually look like they've been decomposing.
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