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Thanks for a laugh, GameTap


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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
PostPosted: Oct 05 2006 03:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I came across the following banner ad just a few minutes ago, and nearly burst with laughter:

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"Beat it... Eat it." Not to be confused with...

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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Oct 05 2006 04:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Beat 'em and eat 'em, worst game worst game worst game.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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PostPosted: Oct 05 2006 04:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

How the hell does that game qualify as "erotica"?


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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2006 08:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Fuck hahahahahhaa

just the Beat it and eat it part is funny too, but that would be gross.


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2006 08:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
How the hell does that game qualify as "erotica"?


You're aware of the premise of this game, yes?
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2006 08:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yes, I am. And so the question is posed, How the hell does Beat Em and Eat Em qualify as erotica?


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2006 09:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oh, you don't know? You play as a man with a giant penis who stands on top of a building, jacking off into the mouths of women below.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2006 09:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I already knew that. I just can't fathom how anything on the Atari can qualify as erotica.


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