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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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Stop. It's dumb.
HarpoonedCoho (3:51:42 PM): My penis has infinite value.
Syd Lexia dotcom (3:51:54 PM): disagree
HarpoonedCoho (3:53:37 PM): Well I agree wholeheartedly
Syd Lexia dotcom (3:54:03 PM): Why do all bots have some sort of salmon in their name?
HarpoonedCoho (3:56:23 PM): You know we were wondering that too, and we wanted to know why they switched from salmon to coho. Like did they run out of salmonic screennames?
Syd Lexia dotcom (3:57:09 PM): exactly!
Syd Lexia dotcom (3:57:13 PM): See, you get me
Syd Lexia dotcom (3:57:27 PM): Bot, you and I. are soulmates
HarpoonedCoho (3:58:31 PM): I do, I do. Why are you guys considered bots too if you're not robots, but people?
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:00:27 PM): I actually am a robot
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:00:49 PM): A cybernetic organism
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:00:59 PM): A neural net processor
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:01:03 PM): A learning computer
HarpoonedCoho (4:06:03 PM): Soulmates? Sweet.
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:06:55 PM): You gotta pick up the pace. The delay in your automated responses is making this conversation incredibly tedious
HarpoonedCoho (4:08:41 PM): I know but I'm at work and on my phone so it's difficult
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:09:40 PM): Are you on dial-up?
HarpoonedCoho (4:11:55 PM): How long are you guys allowed to chat with one person?
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:12:40 PM): As long as it takes. We pretend to be your friend, then convince you to send us PayPal money
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:12:46 PM): Through PayPal
HarpoonedCoho (4:15:04 PM): Oh well that's not nice
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:15:55 PM): True, but it's the American dream
HarpoonedCoho (4:17:54 PM): I thought the american dream was success like in death of a salesman
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:18:33 PM): The American Dream is committing suicide so that your family gets the insurance money, even though that doesn't work
HarpoonedCoho (4:20:33 PM): Oh that is a good one!
Syd Lexia dotcom (4:32:10 PM): I'm done with this. Blocko!
HarpoonedCoho signed off at 4:32:18 PM.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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What . . . the heck? Did you just mindfuck a bot? 
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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I don't even use AIM, so I'm excluded.
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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I'm to scared by Syds's wrath train to send him messages through aim
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Adding Syd to my AIM now.
Not that I use AIM anymore.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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Haha, the part where the bot just gets around to responding to the "soulmates" remark is hilarious.
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Adding Syd to my AIM now.
Not that I use AIM anymore. |
Same.
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 My Muzaks! CHECK IT OUT!!!
http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Brut
Joined: May 29 2009
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i dont understand....how can a bot reply to such things..
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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when you guys IM me, let me know who it is if your SN is radically different from your forum name. That, or we could start a wiki entry
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Eh what the hell. I'll add you
My name is Scotty hckr
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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DJ Crazy JA
(it was a radio handle I used).
I think the real question is, why do I never see you online?
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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| JRA wrote: |
| I think the real question is, why do I never see you online? |
The funny thing is that I added Syd to my list years ago, but he would never sign on. Since then, I've stopped using AIM. Then, last month, I started AIM by mistake and Syd was actually online. I signed off immediately though.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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I think you did it out of fear of the SydPower, Cattivo
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Syd, you do kow they have AIM instant messenger for iPhone right?
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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I was reading old posts last night.
SydLexia dotcom: Hi Satan!
SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?
SydLexia dotcom: You are Satan, yes?
SantaClaus: Are you kidding?
SydLexia dotcom: I love you, Satan.
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
SydLexia dotcom: I need a gun so I can shoot everyone at school.
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.
SydLexia dotcom: Do you believe in the magic of Baby Jesus?
SantaClaus: In goodness, the promise of all children, a future of peace, and magic!
SydLexia dotcom: OK, so when will Jesus bring the porkchops?
SantaClaus: Kewl.
SydLexia dotcom: Um, that didn't answer my question.
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
SydLexia dotcom: Way to break character, jerkface.
SantaClaus: Not funny.
SydLexia dotcom: YOU'RE not funny.
SantaClaus: Now I want you to spread that spirit everywhere you go today!
SantaClaus: Oh, I do.
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
SydLexia dotcom: Take a moment and kindly STFU.
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
SydLexia dotcom: Cuz you're a loser.
SantaClaus: Be nice.
SydLexia dotcom: Why?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, I really don't know.
SydLexia dotcom: Wow, you kinda suck at this job, huh?
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk. A lump of coal for you.
SydLexia dotcom: Keep talking like that and you're gonna get a lump on your head.
SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.
SydLexia dotcom: You really don't know when to stop, do you?
SantaClaus: What do you think?
SydLexia dotcom: I think something bad might happen to you. Try and guess what.
SantaClaus: Hmm... What, what?
SydLexia dotcom: I'M GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A MOTHERFUCKING SHOVEL!!!!!
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
SydLexia dotcom: Yes.
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?
SydLexia dotcom: I bought some cigarettes for some 7th graders.
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
SydLexia dotcom: Lame
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
SydLexia dotcom: Fine.
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
SydLexia dotcom: That wasn't a question, ya fucking asshole.
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me. That's a lump of coal for you.
SydLexia dotcom: Fuck off.
SantaClaus: My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
SydLexia dotcom: Whatever.
SantaClaus: What, indeed!
SydLexia dotcom: I'm outta here.
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
SydLexia dotcom: Peace out.
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<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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Buzz_Killington
Title: The Kill That Buzzes
Joined: May 05 2009
Location: Calgary
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I am adding him now 
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| Captain_Pollution wrote: |
I was reading old posts last night.
SydLexia dotcom: Hi Satan!
SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?
SydLexia dotcom: You are Satan, yes?
SantaClaus: Are you kidding?
SydLexia dotcom: I love you, Satan.
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
SydLexia dotcom: I need a gun so I can shoot everyone at school.
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.
SydLexia dotcom: Do you believe in the magic of Baby Jesus?
SantaClaus: In goodness, the promise of all children, a future of peace, and magic!
SydLexia dotcom: OK, so when will Jesus bring the porkchops?
SantaClaus: Kewl.
SydLexia dotcom: Um, that didn't answer my question.
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
SydLexia dotcom: Way to break character, jerkface.
SantaClaus: Not funny.
SydLexia dotcom: YOU'RE not funny.
SantaClaus: Now I want you to spread that spirit everywhere you go today!
SantaClaus: Oh, I do.
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
SydLexia dotcom: Take a moment and kindly STFU.
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
SydLexia dotcom: Cuz you're a loser.
SantaClaus: Be nice.
SydLexia dotcom: Why?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, I really don't know.
SydLexia dotcom: Wow, you kinda suck at this job, huh?
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk. A lump of coal for you.
SydLexia dotcom: Keep talking like that and you're gonna get a lump on your head.
SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.
SydLexia dotcom: You really don't know when to stop, do you?
SantaClaus: What do you think?
SydLexia dotcom: I think something bad might happen to you. Try and guess what.
SantaClaus: Hmm... What, what?
SydLexia dotcom: I'M GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A MOTHERFUCKING SHOVEL!!!!!
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
SydLexia dotcom: Yes.
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?
SydLexia dotcom: I bought some cigarettes for some 7th graders.
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
SydLexia dotcom: Lame
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
SydLexia dotcom: Fine.
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
SydLexia dotcom: That wasn't a question, ya fucking asshole.
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me. That's a lump of coal for you.
SydLexia dotcom: Fuck off.
SantaClaus: My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
SydLexia dotcom: Whatever.
SantaClaus: What, indeed!
SydLexia dotcom: I'm outta here.
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
SydLexia dotcom: Peace out. |
That was the best Conversation anyone has ever had with a Robot Santa. 
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