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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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| The Onion wrote: |
SOMEWHERE ALONG I-65—Best buddies Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, both of whom find themselves at professional crossroads and both desperately wanting to rekindle their friendship, decided on Sunday that a soul-searching road trip was the key to resolving their personal problems.
"I called David and I said, 'David! Hey, David! It's Manny. Road trip, man! Let's do this!' And he said, 'Okay,' and now he is with me in the car here," Ramirez told reporters in a cell phone interview while driving on the interstate. "Papi isn't hitting so good, and I'm not even playing, and we miss each other and love each other, and because we play on different baseball teams now, I play on the Los Angeles Dodgers, and he plays for the Boston Red Sox, I think, and we don't get to spend quality time with each other like we did when we played on the same team, you know?"
"Uh-oh, it says Corvette Museum next right. I got to go, man," Ramirez added. "Hey, Papi, do we have any more Slim Jims?"... |
Read the rest of it, it's great: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/manny_ramirez_to_david_ortiz_road?utm_source=a-section
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Little Mac
Joined: Mar 25 2009
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They have been KILLING the Red Sox over at The Onion lately. It's pretty much the only publication that I can support doing that. Pretty funny stuff.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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This.
(I couldn't find the more recent one, which does "50 ways to leave your lover", but this works)
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