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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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Made you look! 
* feel free to answer nonetheless * 
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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Duh, doggie style 
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Avian
Joined: Jul 16 2006
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
Posts: 324
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On the couch, where you sit upright and she straddles you.
It leaves your hands free, and lets you impale her to the maximum
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 "Wolfman's got nards!"
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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| Avian wrote: |
On the couch, where you sit upright and she straddles you.
It leaves your hands free, and lets you impale her to the maximum |
Impale
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
Posts: 989
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It's hard to prop up unconscious chicks, so I always have to be on top.
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There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about? |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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"I prefer quadrapelegics, they put up the least resistance."
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Avian
Joined: Jul 16 2006
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
Posts: 324
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"Wolfman's got nards!"
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
Posts: 595
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with the womans legs tied to a fan,and her body bound against her legs. put it in and just let her spin. optional bucket for puke.
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I am a worthless piece of crap. |
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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It's hard to pick a favorite, they're all really good and it depends on the mood. All I know is in the quest for like the greatest position ever, I'm pretty sure I've come up with shit that isn't even in Kama Sutra. (Not all of it has been spectacular either, but trial and error)
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
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| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Avian
Joined: Jul 16 2006
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
Posts: 324
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| B.B.King wrote: |
| with the womans legs tied to a fan,and her body bound against her legs. put it in and just let her spin. optional bucket for puke. |
LOL. Gag her, and you don't have to worry about the puke 
Or if the girl is small enough, you can just lay back and spin her like a dradle, LOL
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"Wolfman's got nards!"
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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My favorite position is when you're banging some single mom and you've got her legs up on your shoulders and you're really giving it to her hard and then just as she's about to climax, her 7 year old son walks into the room. She can't see him, so you give him the thumbs ups and he runs off screaming. At this point, the girl realizes what just happened and she's immediately turned off. Then as she's getting up to get dressed and go talk to her son, you shoot all over her face. Man, that's the best.
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greeneyedzeke
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Posts: 287
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Sex...
Like... with another person?
They do that...?
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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So, guys, I was talking about "sex" with my GIRLFRIEND online, you know, my girlfriend . Anyway me and my GIRLFRIEND were talking about "sex", and she told me she was getting totally "wet", so I said she should probably go to the bathroom or maybe get some tissues! It was pretty kool man but you guys dont know what its like having a girlfriend now do you? I do.
Here's a picture of us on santas lap
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Avian
Joined: Jul 16 2006
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
Posts: 324
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"Wolfman's got nards!"
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
Location: VA
Posts: 565
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Hmmm, I have a picture like that, but it's just me and santa, and he has a happy look on his face and I don't, and I think he had a candy cane in his lap or something. Wierd.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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sitting on a couch, with her back facing you, so you can use your hands for other thins, like playing super nintendo.
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