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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
Posts: 1691
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Seriously? Is this kid the Son of Satan!? How many movies/franchises has this kid ruined? Let me count the ways this piece of shit has ruined what I once loved:
Transformers...do I really need to explain? NO!
Indiana Jones...Really...this is the guy they choose for his son!?
Wall Street 2/Money Never Sleeps... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1027718/...Really? I mean I know Charlie Sheen is an asshole but Shia LaBeouf? As much of an asshole that Charlie Sheen may be, he does not deserve to be replaced with the spawn of Satan himself...Shia LaBeouf.
Shia LaBeouf's pisses me off the most in Disturbia...how fucking dare he think he is James Stewart in Rear Window!?
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"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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He isn't that bad. And don't you dare blame him for Indiana Jones. A stupid script will fuck up any movie. I wouldn't call him a great actor, but seriously what the fuck is with the hate, there are much worse out there.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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I rather agree with GP here. He's not amazing by any stretch, I'm not a huge fan (and I agree he was badly cast in Indy, although not the cause of its huge amount of suckitude), but he's done his best with the roles he's been able to get. *shrug*
And frankly, even if I was the worst actor in the world and totally wrong for the part, I could not say no to being cast in an Indy or Tansformers movie. The fault is with the people offering him the parts, not with him. No one says no to work, especially on that level.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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Lewis Stevens absolves him of all sins.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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One thing he's guilty of is having a stupidass name, that's for sure.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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now we all know LaBeouf is not the son of satan. it's whoever approves of theses shitty movies being release, or the hollywood douche who lowered movie maker's standards of quality.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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| now we all know LaBeouf is not the son of satan. it's whoever approves of theses shitty movies being release, or the hollywood douche who lowered movie maker's standards of quality. |
Yeah, LaBoof is the nephew of satan.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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When I was watching Soup this afternoon, Joel McHale showed a quote of him saying that he would fuck his mom if she wasn't his mom. The dude is one sick fuck, so he probably has some relation to Satan.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
Posts: 1691
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| Cattivo wrote: |
| When I was watching Soup this afternoon, Joel McHale showed a quote of him saying that he would fuck his mom if she wasn't his mom. The dude is one sick fuck, so he probably has some relation to Satan. |
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"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
"You're Not So Tough Without Your Veggie!" |
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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Eh, Shia LaBeouf isn't that bad of an actor. I think he's alright.
And if he really was that bad, then I can assure that there are much worse actors.
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
Posts: 479
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http://www.bustedtees.com/enoughlabeof
If I wore this where I live, people would ask "Who the heck is that?".
I'd only answer something like 'I just wanted a new T-shirt.'
Can't blame them. The guy's one step closer towards ostracism.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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| Cattivo wrote: |
| When I was watching Soup this afternoon, Joel McHale showed a quote of him saying that he would fuck his mom if she wasn't his mom. The dude is one sick fuck, so he probably has some relation to Satan. |
I must find screenshots of his mom to see if she is hot . . .
No . . . I take back that whole Labeouf is not the son of satan. I'm convinced he is in fact Satan in an alternate form.
I don't know how many of you have seen the anime of GTO, but there is one character Kunio Murai who is slightly attracted to his mom. But in that case it's kind of understandable:
Julia Murai
But still . . . it's creepy.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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| I must find screenshots of his mom to see if she is hot . . . |
No, she's not. She looks like a dried up, old, hippy feminist.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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| Cattivo wrote: |
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| I must find screenshots of his mom to see if she is hot . . . |
No, she's not. She looks like a dried up, old, hippy feminist. |
found that out the hard way . . .
just look at Julia Murai, even though she a cartoon, she still looks better then . . . whatever the heck Ladouche wants to pork.
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uncle joe
Joined: Jul 15 2008
Location: Spanish Harlem
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Labeouf rules. Or is it LaBouf? Whatever.
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