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Kid tries to rob store with banana


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PostPosted: May 16 2009 05:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top




 
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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: May 16 2009 07:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

hacker wrote:
http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/offbeat/dpg_Teen_Accused_of_Banana_Hold_Up_Attempt_SAB_05162009_2491059


............it doesn't get any stupider than this

You are stupider than this. This Is A Joke



 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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PostPosted: May 17 2009 03:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla held the banana under his shirt when he entered the store Thursday, saying he had a gun and demanded money.

Owner Bobby Ray Mabe says he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana.

Mabe says deputies took pictures of the banana peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence.

ha HA! They should really charge him with that.



 
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Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: May 17 2009 06:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just trying to rob me?
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PostPosted: May 17 2009 07:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

At first I thought the new kid telling us to fuck off is the most retarded thing this week.

Then I saw this.

I came, I saw, I lol'd. Veni, Vidi, Van Damme.


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PostPosted: May 17 2009 11:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just trying to rob me?

Sig.


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