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Murdar Machene
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They should have called this movie Arnold Has Sex.
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Tebor
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It's one of those movies where the commentary is actually better than the movie! Arnold = Priceless.
Still a damn fine film.
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Murdar Machene
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This movie is basically what I would imagine a good dungeons and dragons movie to be. It has the right mix of fantasy stuff (giant snakes, seductive witches) and cool swordplay.
"In this scene I got to swing the sword around  "
Arnold quote
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Syd Lexia
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I like the final confrontation where Jame Earl Jones tries to reason with Arnold... big mistake!
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TheRoboSleuth
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On a similar note, one of my friends bought the movie "Total Recall" complete with commentary and said that it was damn funny.
If someone can find hilarious commentary for a third arnold classic, we develop a pattern.
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Murdar Machene
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I was sad that Conan didn't do the super spin around decapitation that Thulsa Doom had done to Conan's mom...ah well. It was still cool.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Jason Momoa crowned new 'Conan the Barbarian' over 'Twilight's' Kellan Lutz
That battle of the beefcake supreme over the title role in the new 'Conan the Barbarian' film finally has a victor. All hail Jason Momoa from 'Stargate Atlantis,' who vanquished 'Twilight's' own Kellan Lutz for the coveted role. |
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JoshWoodzy
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too epic in fact. i should probably take a pic and frame it
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Ice2SeeYou
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This movie has the best soundtrack of all time, IMO. The movie is good, but it's really the music that drives it. Hell, there's not really even that much dialog in the movie when you think about it. The story is told via narration and by the musical score.
I bought the soundtrack years ago, but lost it. Then it went out of print. I recently bought it again from some retailer in mint condition for $50. Completely worth it.
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
This movie has the best soundtrack of all time, IMO. The movie is good, but it's really the music that drives it. Hell, there's not really even that much dialog in the movie when you think about it. The story is told via narration and by the musical score.
I bought the soundtrack years ago, but lost it. Then it went out of print. I recently bought it again from some retailer in mint condition for $50. Completely worth it. |
i agree, the soundtrack kicks ass. but i probably wouldve just download a torrent of the soundtrack instead
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Ice2SeeYou
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
This movie has the best soundtrack of all time, IMO. The movie is good, but it's really the music that drives it. Hell, there's not really even that much dialog in the movie when you think about it. The story is told via narration and by the musical score.
I bought the soundtrack years ago, but lost it. Then it went out of print. I recently bought it again from some retailer in mint condition for $50. Completely worth it. |
i agree, the soundtrack kicks ass. but i probably wouldve just download a torrent of the soundtrack instead |
I was having trouble finding complete versions of the extended edition. The "normal" edition has 12 songs, I believe, but the extended version has 16 songs. I truly love this soundtrack though, so I don't regret paying the $50 for it.
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Ash Burton
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When I was in Okinawa my friends and me would play the "Conan Drinking Game". Everytime he speaks you drink. Or if you want to get pissed, every time he makes a noise or grunt you drink.
Great Movie, makes me want to convert to Crominism, but I can't seem to solve the Riddle of Steel.
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Ice2SeeYou
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Ash Burton wrote: |
When I was in Okinawa my friends and me would play the "Conan Drinking Game". Everytime he speaks you drink. Or if you want to get pissed, every time he makes a noise or grunt you drink.
Great Movie, makes me want to convert to Crominism, but I can't seem to solve the Riddle of Steel. |
Steel isn't strong. Flesh is stronger. What is a sword, compared to the hand that weilds it?
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Doddsino
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I especially like the scene where Arnie kills a vulture with his mouth while being crucified.
Always made me giggle as a kid.
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it looks cool, but it shouldnt have the Conan named attached to it.
it should be called, Dreadlocked Barbarian : The Movie, or something to that effect
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