If someone can help me out, I have a solution to this:
The error is from a program trying to validate my copy of windows. The copy of windows is very real, but is partially corrupt apparently so that won't run. If anyone could download MDAC 2.8 off the microsoft site for me and e-mail it to me, that'd be awesome. If someone can, please post a message here and e-mail me the file at
dr_jeebus@sydlexia.com. It's only like 5 megs so it shouldn't take any time at all, and it'd help me out a ton. Thanks!
#edit: Here's the link to the file I need
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=6c050fe3-c795-4b7d-b037-185d0506396c&DisplayLang=en
The file is mdac_typ.exe. If it gives you WGAPluginInstaller, you need to run that first and then you can download the file.