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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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Tomorrow comes and aliens have come to Earth demanding a celebrity sacrifice. Oh me, oh my! What to do?
Simple, everyone (or just SLF'ers) must provide the name of a celebrity and a reason for which they deserve to be made a sacrifice. And yes, this is a classic sacrifice; they will be killed, although we do not know how or why.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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P Diddy. just for ruining hip hop in general.
although the aliens might be pissed we picked such crappy sacrifices.
if they want something worth saving us, i vote we give them ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, just to show them we are not easily taken down.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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Nicholas Cage, because the ability to act is considered a valuable skill in the acting field.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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Tom Cruise, because he's a terrible excuse to humanity.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Chad Kroeger, for basically providing the rednecks in my high school with sonic fuel. I dunno, the aliens might want to keep him; the freakish movements his mouth & lips make when he sings seem to be extraterrestial.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
Posts: 1691
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Kanye West because he is an egotistical asshole.
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"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Harvey Keitel. We can send him up for being "uncool." The aliens would then think "Wow if they think this cool-ass dude is uncool, then the entire planet must really kick ass."
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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The first person that originally came to mind was Courtney Love, but think of it this way:
If aliens came to earth, would you really want them to assume this is what the average human looks like?
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Miley Cyrus. We should sacrifice her before she turns into the next Britney Spears or Lindsey Lohan. It's for her own good.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Keanu Reaves. Hell he already pulled a Jesus in The Matrix Trilogy.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
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Michael Moore - I hate the fearmongering, biased, propaganda bullshit he puts out and calls entertainment. I am not a fan of any sort of political extremist, regardless of party affiliation.
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DoctorOrpheus
Title: Title: Title: Title
Joined: Sep 18 2008
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Paris Hilton. There are so many reasons she should meet her death that I won't indulge.
EDIT: Also, John Cena. Fuck that guy.
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Chuck Norris, he will roundhouse kick those aliens to another galaxy.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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T-Pain. I don't even listen to the radio that much, but still manage to hear that stupid voice pitch correcter effect thingy at least once a day. Besides, it's not like he'll be famous two years from now, so he really won't be missed.
I can't stand that voice thing.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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| hacker wrote: |
| Chuck Norris, he will roundhouse kick those aliens to another galaxy. |
This. Best logic ever.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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I'd initially say Micheal Jackson, but they might think that all humans like to give little boy's jesus juice.... So I would say instead send them Willie Nelson, he could give them some *fish*
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Little Mac
Joined: Mar 25 2009
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| Paris Hilton. There are so many reasons she should meet her death that I won't indulge. |
It'll be like War of the Worlds; she has so many Earthborne venerial diseases and they'll have no immunities!
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
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Ann Coulter for the same reasons as Michael Moore except with a conservative view. Carlos Mencia because he got way to popular with just one stupid shtick.
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