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Decoy
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Joined: Aug 29 2006
PostPosted: Aug 30 2006 05:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ever talked to a fanboy who has irrational hate against a certain company or has no idea what the hell he's talking about? I swear to God, this is the conversation that took place today.

Me: So, heard of the Wii?

Him: Eh, Wii is gay.

Me: Why?

Him: 'cause you swing around the controller like a retard and the graphics are like not good at all.

Me: What about PS3?

Him: $600? No.

Me: Yeah...

Him: Well actually, the cheapest one is like $300.

Me:....No it isn't. It's like $500.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PS3)

Him: Yeah it is.

Other guy: What's $300?

Him: The PS3.

Him: But, the PS3 has some SWEET graphics

Me: Graphics aren't everything...

Him: Yeah, but I mean THEY LOOK AWSOME.

Me: They don't make a game.

*This went on for a while, and finally ended with him saying how game "Cars" sucked because of crap graphics.*

Before that though...

Guy: MAN HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRAPHICS ON THE SPLINTER CELL GAME ON THE DS!?

Me:...Yeah. Why?

Guy: I MEAN, I'D RATHER RIP OUT MY EYEBALLS THAN LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS

Me:...*Scoots away from him*


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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
PostPosted: Aug 30 2006 05:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I tried not talking to fanboys, and my life improved exponentially. I haven't looked back since.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Aug 30 2006 05:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sock wrote:
I tried not talking to fanboys, and my life improved exponentially. I haven't looked back since.

So no GameFAQs message boards for you eh?


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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
PostPosted: Aug 30 2006 05:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Kill him. Your friend sounds like a fucking idiot. The Ps3 doens't even have good graphics, because, surprise, it has no complete games, nor any realtime gameplay videos, just pre-rendered bullshit that looks too good to be true (and is). I call the Ps3 the Make-Believe Imagination Station Machine, because despite the fact that nobody has seen actual gameplay, they all imagine the graphics to be the best.
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Decoy
Title: !
Joined: Aug 29 2006
PostPosted: Aug 30 2006 07:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oh, and he went off to say how he plays GTA because it's "mature".

Because we all know blowing the heads off of hookers is a very mature thing to do.


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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
PostPosted: Aug 30 2006 08:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Uggggggggghhhhhhh...

Fanboys.

Can't deal with them.

I like the loving fanboys. The ones with unconditional love and loyality to something they have no connection to at all, except that they love it.




Hmmm, this might be a bad time to mention I registered a web domain with "fanboy" in it...


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Sep 01 2006 06:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

There's fanboys, and then there's prick fanboys. That guy sounds like a prick fanboy.


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