I found this video on YouTube by The Onion that discusses how violent video games will help our children prepare for the upcoming Apocalypse. I think they have some convincing arguments:
Note: I'm well aware that The Onion is a satirical "newsgroup".
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
Douche McCallister
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Posted:
Mar 23 2009 01:39 pm
LOL I Love the onion.
tuddy
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Mar 23 2009 02:46 pm
"Playing Video Games all day, alone and friendless, is simply the best way that we have to prepare our children for a life of solitude in a bare wasteland".
The Onion hit the nail on the head there.
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Playing Video Games all day, alone and friendless, is simply the best way that we have to prepare our children for a life of solitude in a bare wasteland
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Posted:
Mar 23 2009 04:17 pm
My favorite part, personally, is when they discussed building shelters out of cars.
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
