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JRA
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Here's a situation. My mom thought it was embarrassing behavior to go walking around with headphones on, so whenever we would go to say, a bigger city mall (like the Holoyoke one for all the Mass people), she would go "Don't walk around with those, they'll get stolen!" Has this actually ever happened to anyone or was my mom being a bitch?
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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TopShelf
Title: Not the Pantry
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She's right, I hear Holyoke is one badass town. They even made a song about it...
It ain't no Joke
To mess with the folk,
from Holyoke...Yoke...Yoke...Yoke
If you Can't buy yo coke
because yo broke
come to Holyoke...Yoke...Yoke...Yoke
Anyone remember the rest? I can't remember.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
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Never been robbed at a mall.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Those "at the mall" franchises have been asking for trouble since day one.
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SoldierHawk
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Nope. Had some kid try to snatch my purse once, when I worked late nights at Balboa Park, but he was inept and ready to shit himself, so it didn't work out so well for him.
I suppose its possible for them to be stolen, but highly unlikely. I mean what's the guy gonna do, rip the buds out of your ears without you or anyone else noticing?
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Syd Lexia
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Did you use your military training to kill him, end up in prison for manslaughter, then get released only to end up to hitch a ride home on a plane full of prisoners that included criminal mastermind Cyrus The Virus who had a plan to seize control of the plan and head to South America?
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
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This has never happened to me either.
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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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| JRA wrote: |
| Here's a situation. My mom thought it was embarrassing behavior to go walking around with headphones on, so whenever we would go to say, a bigger city mall (like the Holoyoke one for all the Mass people), she would go "Don't walk around with those, they'll get stolen!" Has this actually ever happened to anyone or was my mom being a bitch? |
Dude, you stay the fuck away from Lynn.
Did you just think about Lynn? Well you just got robbed for even thinking about it.
Holyoke isn't that bad.
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Syd Lexia
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Never had any problems at the mall.
Greeneyedzeke had his phone stolen on a subway though.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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Never had any problems at the mall.
Greeneyedzeke had his phone stolen on a subway though. |
His iPhone.
And if he reads this he might have ANOTHER fucking mental breakdown about it.
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Syd Lexia
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Well it was complete fucking bullshit.
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Kojjiro!
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i had my virginity stolen
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Did you use your military training to kill him, end up in prison for manslaughter, then get released only to end up to hitch a ride home on a plane full of prisoners that included criminal mastermind Cyrus The Virus who had a plan to seize control of the plan and head to South America? |
That would have been way fucking cooler than what actually happened lol. I wasn't in the military then (too young.) The guy tried to grab my purse off my shoulder, but I caught it on my elbow and kinda jerked him back. I just gave him a look and said, "you sure you wanna do that?" and he turned and ran lol (and I promise you, when I'm dressed for office work, I'm the most unintimidating-looking person you could possibly imagine.). Worst. Mugger. Ever. He was seriously young though. 14, 15 maybe. *shrug*
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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I suppose its possible for them to be stolen, but highly unlikely. I mean what's the guy gonna do, rip the buds out of your ears without you or anyone else noticing? |
That's what I would constantly be wondering, I mean the iPod would be in my pocket, and my hand would probably be in said pocket (not out of security, I just like to hold my iPod while listening), so at best, unless the person gives a really strong yank, the only thing the person is gonna steal is the headphones, and at worst, he'll just yank the headphone jack out of the socket?
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Cameron
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One time some guy flipped me off at the mall for no apparent reason. That robbed me of my love of malls.
One time I almost got something stolen, though; I remember when I was about thirteen or so, my mom had gotten me Street Fighter II on the GBA, and I was dumb enough to walk around with it out of the bag, looking at the back, when all of the sudden some older kid swiped it away from me while I was walking forward. At first I kind of couldn't believe what happened to me, but then I got incredibly scared becaue for some reason I thought my mom would've blamed me for it. I turned around, saw the kid walking with my game, snatched it back from him, and ran back to my mom and prayed that I wouldn't get shot or something. 
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
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| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| "you sure you wanna do that?" |
I'm going to start using this line. It works for almost anything. You can almost use the same tone in your voice each time and it still fits.
Someone tries to mug me.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
Cop give me a ticket.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
My kid is doing something is isn't supposed to.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
A friend orders a steak someplace where the steaks are awful.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
My wife picks out a chick flick at the video store.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| "you sure you wanna do that?" |
I'm going to start using this line. It works for almost anything. You can almost use the same tone in your voice each time and it still fits.
Someone tries to mug me.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
Cop give me a ticket.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
My kid is doing something is isn't supposed to.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
A friend orders a steak someplace where the steaks are awful.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
My wife picks out a chick flick at the video store.
"You sure you wanna do that?" |
My god. I put that to 90's rap in my head.
That would have been a chart topper.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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| scamrock wrote: |
| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| "you sure you wanna do that?" |
I'm going to start using this line. It works for almost anything. You can almost use the same tone in your voice each time and it still fits.
Someone tries to mug me.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
Cop give me a ticket.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
My kid is doing something is isn't supposed to.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
A friend orders a steak someplace where the steaks are awful.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
My wife picks out a chick flick at the video store.
"You sure you wanna do that?" |
My god. I put that to 90's rap in my head.
That would have been a chart topper. |
I have already copyrighted those lyrics. So long suckers! I'm on my way to the bank!
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Lottel wrote: |
| scamrock wrote: |
| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| "you sure you wanna do that?" |
I'm going to start using this line. It works for almost anything. You can almost use the same tone in your voice each time and it still fits.
Someone tries to mug me.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
Cop give me a ticket.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
My kid is doing something is isn't supposed to.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
A friend orders a steak someplace where the steaks are awful.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
My wife picks out a chick flick at the video store.
"You sure you wanna do that?" |
My god. I put that to 90's rap in my head.
That would have been a chart topper. |
I have already copyrighted those lyrics. So long suckers! I'm on my way to the bank! |
That's okay. I'll just make a diss track about you and how you stole my shit and we'll both be rich.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
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| Kojjiro! wrote: |
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I'm still working on that 
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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| scamrock wrote: |
| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| "you sure you wanna do that?" |
I'm going to start using this line. It works for almost anything. You can almost use the same tone in your voice each time and it still fits.
Someone tries to mug me.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
Cop give me a ticket.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
My kid is doing something is isn't supposed to.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
A friend orders a steak someplace where the steaks are awful.
"You sure you wanna do that?"
My wife picks out a chick flick at the video store.
"You sure you wanna do that?" |
Lmao. I used it off the cuff. That's elevating it my a mile. (And, it really does tend to work. The less the person knows you, the more effective it is.)
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