I'm not joking. Last year, a journalist entered random people names to be members of the main political parties of Canada, one of them being Ayman Al-Zawahiri. Said journalist later received a member card from the Conservative Party of Canada for every fucking name he entered.

So, until March 31st 2009, Ayman Al-Zawahiri is an official member of the current leading party in Canada, thus Canada is allied to Al-Qaeda.

Conservatives also accept donations from zebras.

And to prove I'm not smocking crack or something, here's the video. It's in French, but I just want you to look at the fucking card, what they say isn't important.

DarknessDeku wrote:

I don't think this is real.

I'm pretty sure it is. This video comes from a show called Infoman, which exists since at least 2004, and is mostly a humoristic actuality show.

I don't think this journalist would risk his reputation in telling false stories, as he often makes fun of other journalists for insignificant or bullshit news.

He also seems to have a lot of enemies, including most politicians and Raëlians.

DarknessDeku wrote:

I don't think this is real.

I'm pretty sure it is. This video comes from a show called Infoman, which exists since at least 2004, and is mostly a humoristic actuality show.

I don't think this journalist would risk his reputation in telling false stories, as he often makes fun of other journalists for insignificant or bullshit news.

He also seems to have a lot of enemies, including most politicians and Raëlians.

EDIT : Just discovered the Liberal Party of Canada also gave a member card to Ayman Al-Zawahiri some time later. They refused to give one to the zebra though.