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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
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Location: Outworld
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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those pants...
THOSE PANTS! *recoils in horror*
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
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on a side note Russell Crowe has packed on 60 pounds
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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WTF is wrong with the media? If you don't look like an anorexic twelve year old boy you're fat? 
I'm fat, she's just curvy.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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Look in the first picture. Who cares about Jessica. A SKINNY LARRY THE CABLE GUY IS IN THE BACKGROUND.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
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A SKINNY LARRY THE CABLE GUY IS IN THE BACKGROUND. |
I dont care who ya are, thats funny
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
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She looks more like a mom now. It looks.. more natural. Not everyone is supposed to look like Lindsay Lohan.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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that belt looks fucking retarded. but she did get a little thicker. i mean, look at those arms.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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I would still wreck Jessica Simpson. I would wreck that shit reoeatedly.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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C'mon people I thought this forum was better than this.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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I like how the media used a pic of Russell when he looks his dumbest.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| C'mon people I thought this forum was better than this. |
You thought wrong
Look at that fat celebrity!
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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I think it's what she's wearing that makes her look "fatter". I've seen a lot of 40 somehting women dress like that, wearing the jeans up high, always look bigger.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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I remember a Bill Maher HBO special where he said something about the celebrities in his childhood were not thin. He said it was when Twiggy came onto the scene that everybody wanted to be super thin. I still think Jessica looks good.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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| Lottel wrote: |
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A SKINNY LARRY THE CABLE GUY IS IN THE BACKGROUND. |
I dont care who ya are, thats funny |
Ya ever fart so hard it makes yer back crack?
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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The outfit definitely doesn't help her at all.
Also, girls who have large breasts tend to look thicker than girls who are flat.
I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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Nice Mom jeans.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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Hopefully she'll have trouble getting laid now and will need to lower her standards to my level.
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MouthForWar
Title: The People's Champ!
Joined: Apr 03 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 235
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Dear God, the fucking ship is sinking!
Isn't she still with Tony Romo?
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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I think it's just the shitty clothes, put her back in that pink bikini (or naked) and everyone will be jackin off again.
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