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Tokyo Gore Police(from the makers of Machine Girl)


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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 11:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

First 15 minutes of the movie, chainsaw duel.

Synopsis: chick works for private police force, kills "Engineers", which are crazy murderers that can grow weapons from wounds. Like chainsaws. Doesn't matter. The movie is a splatter horror comedy, where the comedy isn't from witty banter, tired wordplay, or awkward situations but from the sheer ludicriousness of the exotic violence and cheap special effects. A guy gets the top part of his head cut off, and it grows a gun. Another guy uses a gun that fires fists. The whole thing is intercut with robocop/starship troopers style commercials where schoolgirls giggle about their brand new cutting razors or the family gets together for a wiimote game where you carve up a criminal.

You need to watch this now.


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Feb 13 2009 02:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
First 15 minutes of the movie, chainsaw duel.

Synopsis: chick works for private police force, kills "Engineers", which are crazy murderers that can grow weapons from wounds. Like chainsaws. Doesn't matter. The movie is a splatter horror comedy, where the comedy isn't from witty banter, tired wordplay, or awkward situations but from the sheer ludicriousness of the exotic violence and cheap special effects. A guy gets the top part of his head cut off, and it grows a gun. Another guy uses a gun that fires fists. The whole thing is intercut with robocop/starship troopers style commercials where schoolgirls giggle about their brand new cutting razors or the family gets together for a wiimote game where you carve up a criminal.

You need to watch this now.


SOLD!


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Feb 13 2009 11:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm totally getting this movie.


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Burt Reynolds
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PostPosted: Feb 17 2009 06:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

OOh. I loved Machine Girl... I am buying this movie. Machine girl kind of reminded me of the Japanese equivilant to a Troma movie.


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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
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PostPosted: Feb 17 2009 10:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Burt Reynolds wrote:
OOh. I loved Machine Girl... I am buying this movie. Machine girl kind of reminded me of the Japanese equivilant to a Troma movie.
What the hell is a troma movie?


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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Feb 17 2009 11:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sounds retarded,


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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PostPosted: Feb 18 2009 04:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
What the hell is a troma movie?

Stuff like The Toxic Crusader, Class of Nuke'em High, Cannibal! the Musical, Def by Temptation, Tromeo and Juliet, and Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. Schlocky, over the top and awesome.


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