Back in the day, lexxe.com had an answer aside from all the links to any question you put in. My friends and I would fuck around to get some funny answers, like with SmarterChild on AIM. I just came across a series of questions I asked it and the answers it provided. It's not incredibly funny, but I think it's interesting... though you probably won't. Too bad, here it is anyway:
Q:Where is the Ultimate Warrior from?
A:welcome to warriorweb welcome to warriorweb the official online presence of
Q:So, how are you?
A:Epair Home
Q:How are your wife and my kids?
A:Love
Q:If a broom handle weren't washed, what would it be?
A:Far
Q:How much do I weigh?
A:$100
Q:How gay am I?
A:Sorry, Lexxe is not sure if there is a correct answer for your query. Please check the web and cluster results. Thank you.
Q:Why is the roof on fire?
A:Your Spark Arrestor Will Eliminating That Risk
Q:Why do you call me bad names?
A:We Are Really Good People
Q:How does a television taste?
A:Music
Q:What is your favorite band?
A:Musical Ensemble of Awesome Sent from
Q:What is your favorite song?
A:What's
Q:Who was golfer of the year in 190 BC?
A:Pga Golf
Q:Who are you?
A:Developer and Publisher
Q:What do you develop and publish?
A:Fallout 3
Q:What is Fallout 3?
A:Bethesda
Q:What is Bethesda?
A:Bethesda is a Washington Metro station in Bethesda, Maryland on the Red Line. It is the first station wholly within the Montgomery County, Maryland, just after the Red Line leaves the District of Columbia.
Q:How do you publish and develop a metro station?
A:Public Radio
Q:How does public radio affect a metro station?
A:Media
Q:Where was I born?
A:This Country
Q:What country?
A:Great American
Q:Where is Great American located?
A:cincinnati reds : ballpark : great american ball park multimedia
Q:What if I don't like my homeland?
A:article: senators don't fail the homeland
Q:Why does the U.S. still use the electoral college?
A:Presidential Election
Q:What is the purpose of the electoral college?
A:Original
Q:Why do we still use the electoral college?
A:States
Q:Why do we have states?
A:Premier Baseball Exactly the Western Interior Earths
Q:Why is baseball for losers?
A:Sports News
Q:Where do the gays live?
A:Fear Iran
Q:Where is Fear, Iran?
A:the Long Run
Q:Why is segregation so wonderful?
A:Racial
Q:Why is racism the key to heaven?
A:News
Q:What is the key to getting into heaven?
A:Jesus
Q:Why is Jesus a solid, unlocking object?
A:Christ
Q:Why are you being mean to me?
A
f My Beliefs
Q:Why do you believe in being mean?
A:Php
Q:Where was php born?
A:1994 Written by Rasmus Lerdorf
Q:Who is Rasmus Lerdorf?
A:Author
Q:Where do babies come from?
A:by James Tate
Q:Who gave James Tate his powers?
A:John
Q:Who does John think he is?
A:Living
Q:Where does John live?
A:Wife
Q:Where is Wife?
A:Disobedience Banishing
Q:Why was John's Wife disobedient?
A:Children
Q:Why does John's Wife hit his children?
A:Family
Q:Why is abuse the essence of family?
A:Child Sexual
Q:Why do you have some fetish for incest?
A:Sexual
Q:Why do you keep making sexual references?
A:Harassment
Q:Why are you being harassing?
A
f its Unwanted Nature the Inference Is That Sexuality Is in and of
Q:Why do you want me to sue you for harassment?
A:Sexual
Q:Where can I find a good sexual harassment lawyer?
A:fighting sexual harassment employees can use the law and their company's complaint procedures to protect themselves from harassment
Q:Why can't I use a lawyer?
A:Truck
Q:Why is my lawyer on a truck?
A:Accident Attorneys
Q:Why does my lawyer prefer accidents to sexual harassment?
A:Findlaw
Q:Where is Findlaw?
A:These and Other Areas Said Lynn S
Q:Who is Lynn S?
A:Editor
Q:What does Lynn S edit?
A:Php
Q:Who edits php honestly?
A:Forums
Q:Who said forums were so trustworthy?
A:islamica community forums were the companions of muhammed noble
Q:Where did my mustache go?
A:does saddam impose a mustache mandate in iraq
Q:Why aren't you giving me answers?
A:Questions
Q:Why are you being so avoidant?
A:Personality Disorder
Q:Why haven't you seeked help for your disease?
A:Discussion
Q:What do you think I can do to help you?
A:kid
Q:Why is kidding an effective method?
A:Guide
Q:Where to you want me to guide you?
A:guide ilb under continuous development by sherpa
Q:What is sherpa?
A:Sherpa -- (a member of the Himalayan people living in Nepal and Tibet who are famous for their skill as mountaineers)
Q:Why do you want to move to the mountains?
A:Love
Q:Where did you meet this mountain girl?
A:mountain girl : mountain girl
Q:Where does mountain girl live?
A:Our Hills Some&
Q:Why does she move around?
A:She Uses Up Her Oxygen and Doesn't Have Much in Reserve
Q:Why does she smoke?
A:There Are More People That Smoke at College
Q:What are the advantages of smoking?
A:Cessation
Q:What is cessation?
A:Smoking
Q:What are the advantages of cessation?
A:Smoking
Q:Why is smoking healthy?
A
f the Calcium Being Smoked
Could this post get any longer? >_>
