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Why do you humans make such rediculous sex rules?


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Space Fury
Joined: Sep 29 2008
PostPosted: Feb 04 2009 08:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

The mating process of my race is similar to that of yours.

We take our globschnigrops and place them within the confines of our partner's righynowingsus. Due to our race's superior domination, reproduction is instantaneous. While you may think that this would require more work on the part of the parent, you are WRONG!

Our offspring are born with all intellect passed down genetically. They are also fully formed as adults after one planetary rotation.

I currently have 83,938 children. In your terms, I would be considered "quite the player."

I was inspired to mock your reproductive acts when I saw this:
http://www.sexinchrist.com/pornography.html

First of all you touch yourselves!
Second of all you have rules about touching yourselves!
Third of all you require the viewing of others touching to feel satisfied!
Fourth of all you try not to spread your race through the means of penile gloves and medicine!

A part of me feels bad for your pathetic race of hell bound masturbating bipods.

I made an Earth funny!

YOU WERE AN EASY OPPONENT.


YOU WERE AN EASY OPPONENT.
 
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
PostPosted: Feb 04 2009 09:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

Globschnigrops lol


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DarknessDeku
Title: Haunted Enemy
Joined: Dec 08 2007
PostPosted: Feb 04 2009 09:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

Fail troll is fail.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Feb 04 2009 09:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

If you want to troll, go do it in the nWo.


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