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fourth grade techer caught as prostitute


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Hacker
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PostPosted: Feb 11 2009 09:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Feb 11 2009 10:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Prostitution should not be illegal.


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Chick Icarus
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PostPosted: Feb 11 2009 10:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What can one expect when the times are so tough;)
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Ermac
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PostPosted: Feb 11 2009 10:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i feel bad for the woman


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Feb 11 2009 11:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I once had teacher in middle school that basically forced me to man handle her. I didn't have a year book so I was having everyone sign my arms. I handed her the sharpie and she took my hand faced it palm towards her and shoved it into her boob. She then proceeded to hold it there while she signed my arm, looking me dead center in the eye very serious and then wished me a good summer. She was a young hot teacher too. I was too shocked to follow up with it though. I probably wouldn't have in retrospect. Confused



 
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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Feb 11 2009 11:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ew, who would pick her up?


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anorexorcist
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PostPosted: Feb 11 2009 11:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ermac wrote:
i feel bad for the woman


Why? She's choosing to sell her snatch for cash. Unless I missed some desperate rationale she had for it, sick family member needed cash for operation etc, then I have no sympathy for her.

I would be disgusted that she was teaching my child.


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 12:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
Ew, who would pick her up?


This. It seems a lot of these cases involve ugly chicks.


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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 12:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

Fun fact: Odds are she is not teaching children how to be prostitutes, she is working it as a part time so to speak. If only every prostitute was a self employed woman looking for a quick buck, instead of some lonely coerced teenager which happens all too often.


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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 12:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

Mr. Bomberman wrote:
Black Zarak wrote:
Ew, who would pick her up?


This. It seems a lot of these cases involve ugly chicks.


Like, everything up until that point was playing out like a porno in my head; hot, blonde schoolteacher with sexy glasses just can't make ends meet, so she pouts her full lips and decides the only way to get by is by prostitution and...OH MY GOD, NOOOOO!!!


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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 11:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
Mr. Bomberman wrote:
Black Zarak wrote:
Ew, who would pick her up?


This. It seems a lot of these cases involve ugly chicks.


Like, everything up until that point was playing out like a porno in my head; hot, blonde schoolteacher with sexy glasses just can't make ends meet, so she pouts her full lips and decides the only way to get by is by prostitution and...OH MY GOD, NOOOOO!!!
Sounds like my 4th.... OH GOD NO!!!!!
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Undeath
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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 12:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"Selling is legal, fucking is legal, but why is selling fucking illegal?" ~ George Carlin, paraphrased.


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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."

Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.

 
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 12:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

To be fair, people always look awful in mugshots. Harsh lighting, no make-up, and half the time they're fucked up on some alcohol or maybe the drugs.

She's probably still no prize though.
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anorexorcist
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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 01:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've decided the phrase "loose lips sink ships" refers to pussy lips and not mouth lips. More ships would be sunk fomr a guy getting mad 'cause his wife is a slut and them talking like an asshole or even telling the enemy where hidden military installations are.


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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 02:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

anorexorcist wrote:
I've decided the phrase "loose lips sink ships" refers to pussy lips and not mouth lips. More ships would be sunk fomr a guy getting mad 'cause his wife is a slut and them talking like an asshole or even telling the enemy where hidden military installations are.

As if males never seduce multiple females and blab on to them like Al Swearingen (sp), it's just that most whores have no credibility, so the information is generally regarded as rubbish.


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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 02:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She's no Pretty Woman.



 
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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 02:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Neither was Julia Roberts. I think that's what made her so good in that movie, she looks like an actual streetwalker.
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Tyop
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PostPosted: Feb 12 2009 02:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Maybe that's why I prefer Irma la Douce when it comes to movie prostitutes.



 
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Ermac
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PostPosted: Feb 13 2009 12:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

seperated at birth?

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anorexorcist
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PostPosted: Feb 13 2009 01:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ermac, win.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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PostPosted: Feb 14 2009 02:21 am Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
Mr. Bomberman wrote:
Black Zarak wrote:
Ew, who would pick her up?


This. It seems a lot of these cases involve ugly chicks.


Like, everything up until that point was playing out like a porno in my head; hot, blonde schoolteacher with sexy glasses just can't make ends meet, so she pouts her full lips and decides the only way to get by is by prostitution and...OH MY GOD, NOOOOO!!!

yeah, i had a picture of priya rai in my mind. something out of 'big tits at school' and then blam, total buzz kill


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