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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
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You know what'd be so totally rad? A pet skunk. They're so awesome in every way! But you know what sucks, according to some big pet skunk website they're illegal in pretty much all of Canada and most definitely all of Alberta.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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I'm a fan of week old dead skunk scent on the highway. It's not potent enough to make you cringe, and it has just the right scent to make it almost smell like pot. A pet Skunk wouldn't be bad if you removed their stink sacs, or trained them to spray intruders. I want a hedgehog myself. Go to youtube and search for Boogie Boogie Hedgehog. You'll want one, and if not your just....a....stupid or something.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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If I got a hedgehog, I'd name it Mario.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| I'm a fan of week old dead skunk scent on the highway. It's not potent enough to make you cringe, and it has just the right scent to make it almost smell like pot. A pet Skunk wouldn't be bad if you removed their stink sacs, or trained them to spray intruders. I want a hedgehog myself. Go to youtube and search for Boogie Boogie Hedgehog. You'll want one, and if not your just....a....stupid or something. |
God, I thought I was the only one who enjoyed that smell. Seriously, I thought I was nuts lol.
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Syd_Who
Joined: Dec 20 2008
Location: Planet Earth...I think
Posts: 19
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You may like the smell passing 20 yards from it along the highway, but sit in a room with it for a while...you'll change your mind pretty quick.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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I remember on an episode of Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylles got totally owned by a skunk that he trapped. Sprayed him all over. Shit had me rollin'.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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| Syd_Who wrote: |
| You may like the smell passing 20 yards from it along the highway, but sit in a room with it for a while...you'll change your mind pretty quick. |
Oh believe me I said there is a difference between New skunk and old skunk. My dog was notorious for getting sprayed and the smell made me gag. HOWEVER aged dead skunk is divine. 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| Syd_Who wrote: |
| You may like the smell passing 20 yards from it along the highway, but sit in a room with it for a while...you'll change your mind pretty quick. |
Oh believe me I said there is a difference between New skunk and old skunk. My dog was notorious for getting sprayed and the smell made me gag. HOWEVER aged dead skunk is divine. |
for some reason, i actually have smelled dead skunk. and i have to agree, that smell is what zeus probably smells like.
it smells like angels oughta smell
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Skunks smell like five dozen people shit their pants all at the same time.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Geez, I don't know where everybody else is coming from, but I always thought skunk (of any kind) smelled like dead plants...or my sister's trailer.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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Ripe skunk smells rank; day old skunk smells wonderful.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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Skunk smells like ass regardless of whether it's ripe or old. There's skunks all over the place at the UTSA campus, along with cats, possums, deer, and FUCKING WILD BOARS! Anyway, whenever I see them, I always run like hell, because no way in hell am I getting musk all over my Motorhead shirt.
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
Posts: 529
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I wonder what would happen if you tried to rape a skunk.. you'd probably get a stinky dick or something.
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