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Oprah smoked crack!


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 01:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 01:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Maybe that would explain her book club? If I was up all night on a crack bender, I think I'd be reading some novels too.

..aaaaaaaaaaaaand maybe it's undeniably lame that I actually would read all night if I was awake for a protracted period, but hey, videogames only last so long.
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 01:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You're surprised?


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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 01:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Surprised? No. But to put it to another example, it's like that episode of Chappelle's Show with Wayne Brady, except... you know, real. Seeing something so un-Oprah brings a smile to my, and apparently Syd's, face.

Now, if only I found out Mr. Rogers was banging Mr. McFeely's wife.


Cracked.com wrote:
"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."

Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.

 
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Burt Reynolds
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 01:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What I don't get is why crack? She had money. I guess it was 85 so maybe all the nastiness of crack hadn't shown up as frequently yet. I personally can't figure out why anyone would ever even try crack. Everything seems gross about it, and theres that chance you will just become a gross crackhead.


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 01:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Heh, for her face to look *that* way, she had to have smoked something. =p


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JRA
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 02:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I don't mean to be a racist ass, but how do we know the cops didn't plant this ex-boyfriend with the crack in Oprah's life?


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 02:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hilarious!
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Andrew Man
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 03:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Mr. Bomberman wrote:
Heh, for her face to look *that* way, she had to have smoked something. =p


Hahaha, agreed they definatley got the perfect pic for the story.


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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 03:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

People make mistakes.



 
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 03:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, maybe back then Phil Donahue was still up in the ratings, so she needed a little boost...
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 03:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This does nothing for me.

She is a rich person in a position of fame.

She even said she used to do it and appears to have been clean for nearly 25 years. This is a dead issue unless she is still getting high.



 
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Rycona
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 03:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Even the Great Oprah is not infallible!

Glory to the Revolution!


RIP Hacker.
 
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Ermac
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 03:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Leave Oprah alone.Leave her alone


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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 04:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ermac wrote:
Leave Oprah alone.Leave her alone


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Sorry, couldn't resist.
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