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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Dec 29 2008 10:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

Problem Child 2:
Junior: "Oh no! If dad doesn't see Lawanda's big schnoz I'm screwed!"



 
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
PostPosted: Dec 29 2008 03:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i hate sand.
etc
etc


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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
PostPosted: Dec 29 2008 05:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

2 Fast 2 Furious
Paul Walker/Brian O'Connor: Forget about it CUZ.


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Oz
Title: Mr. Vengeance
Joined: Jan 04 2009
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Jan 04 2009 05:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Troll 2: See the montage on YouTube, in particular the "Oh my god" scene.

Silent Night Deadly Night 2: GARBAGE DAY!


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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
PostPosted: Jan 04 2009 06:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

88 Minutes, LeeLee Sobieski's character (the movie is too awful for me to care what her name is)-

"Punctual, Dr. Gramm. I'm gonna give you a B+ for effort."


Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
 
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Jan 04 2009 08:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oz wrote:
Troll 2: See the montage on YouTube, in particular the "Oh my god" scene.

Silent Night Deadly Night 2: GARBAGE DAY!


I prefer this version:



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Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
 
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
PostPosted: Jan 04 2009 09:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation:

"THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END!"


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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
PostPosted: Jan 04 2009 09:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Batman & Robin:

Mr. Freeze: "A laundry service that delivers! Wow!"


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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Jan 04 2009 09:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ba‘al wrote:
Batman & Robin:

Mr. Freeze: "A laundry service that delivers! Wow!"


That movie is made of bad quotes.


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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
PostPosted: Jan 04 2009 09:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That one's the worst in my opinion.


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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
PostPosted: Jan 05 2009 01:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

Kazaam
Kazaam: Let's green egg and ham it!

The Wicker Man (remake)
Malus: How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? (The whole movie is full of bad quotes).

Love Story (maybe not terrible but this line makes no sense)
"Love means never having to say you're sorry." I am still confused and angry about this line.

Junior
Schwarzenegger: I'm all woman.

And a line so bad it's good. Taken from Shark Attack 3



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Oz
Title: Mr. Vengeance
Joined: Jan 04 2009
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Jan 05 2009 04:27 am Reply with quote Back to top

worstamericanhero wrote:
The Wicker Man (remake)
Malus: How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? (The whole movie is full of bad quotes).

NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!


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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Jan 05 2009 05:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

Parts the clonus horror: I just qualified I get to go to america. When? Later on


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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Jan 05 2009 10:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

worstamericanhero wrote:
Kazaam
Kazaam: Let's green egg and ham it!

Seuss doggy dog!

The Wicker Man (remake)
Malus: How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? (The whole movie is full of bad quotes).

The Bees! THEIR IN MY EYES!!!!

Love Story (maybe not terrible but this line makes no sense)
"Love means never having to say you're sorry." I am still confused and angry about this line.

didn't lisa from the simpsons mock this quote one time?



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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jan 05 2009 12:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
worstamericanhero wrote:
Love Story (maybe not terrible but this line makes no sense)
"Love means never having to say you're sorry." I am still confused and angry about this line.

didn't lisa from the simpsons mock this quote one time?


This movie is a fucking horrible waste of time.

Do not watch it.



 
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
PostPosted: Jan 06 2009 04:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
worstamericanhero wrote:
Love Story (maybe not terrible but this line makes no sense)
"Love means never having to say you're sorry." I am still confused and angry about this line.

didn't lisa from the simpsons mock this quote one time?


This movie is a fucking horrible waste of time.

Do not watch it.
Back when I was younger, there were two ice cream trucks that would come through my neighborhood. The other one would just play "The Entertainer" over and over, but the first had a medley. Half of it was christmas songs but one of the selections was that piece of music from the above movie. What a terrible ice cream truck.


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jan 06 2009 09:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
worstamericanhero wrote:
Love Story (maybe not terrible but this line makes no sense)
"Love means never having to say you're sorry." I am still confused and angry about this line.

didn't lisa from the simpsons mock this quote one time?


This movie is a fucking horrible waste of time.

Do not watch it.
Back when I was younger, there were two ice cream trucks that would come through my neighborhood. The other one would just play "The Entertainer" over and over, but the first had a medley. Half of it was christmas songs but one of the selections was that piece of music from the above movie. What a terrible ice cream truck.


The nightmare truck!!!



 
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Mayor McFilthy
Title: Hamburger Tycoon
Joined: Jan 03 2009
Location: Corporate America Land
PostPosted: Jan 07 2009 12:50 am Reply with quote Back to top

"When I turn my cap, it's like a switch...I feel like a truck!"

Sylvester Stallone, Over the Top. It's not exact, but damn if that wasn't a horrible movie.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Jan 07 2009 12:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

Mayor McFilthy wrote:
"When I turn my cap, it's like a switch...I feel like a truck!"

Sylvester Stallone, Over the Top. It's not exact, but damn if that wasn't a horrible movie.

over the top is an awesome movie.

the only thing missing from 'kramer vs kramer' was arm wrestling


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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load

 
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Major.Arse
Joined: Jan 11 2009
PostPosted: Jan 12 2009 10:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:

over the top is an awesome movie.





...the only better stallone movie was Cobra. god that car was bitchin'... 1950 Merc.

"Your the disease, I'm the cure."


...or not
 
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