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It seems a little late (or early) for halloween related Cracked articles but they have gained some popularity lately:

The 7 Most Easily Escapable Movie Monsters
http://www.cracked.com/article_15634_7-most-easily-escapable-movie-monsters.html

6 Bizarre Real World Versions of Fictional Monsters
http://www.cracked.com/article_16916_6-bizarre-real-world-versions-fictional-monsters.html

Gay Bigfoot & the 7 Weirdest Mythical Creatures in the World
http://www.cracked.com/article_16223_gay-bigfoot-7-weirdest-mythical-creatures-in-world.html

I liked the last one the best, I always like to learn about some bizarre creater from another country. But a demon that's solo purpouse is to buttfuck . . . that is messedup!!!

I don't know if i'm the only one, but the Manananggal sounds hot, minus the whole torso separating thing. What's the fun in screwing a mythical beast if it's upper half flies away on you.

EDIT: during a filter off search of images of Manananggal, i found this article that comments on the cracked.com article:

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/cameron-7/

I think it's safe to say 'no' to a hand job by this chick.

Hellllllllloooo nuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrsssse!!!!

Posted: Jan 05 2009 07:22 pm

I actually heard about the gay cyclops and the evil maggot before, and I honestly do think some guy just made the gay cyclops up to prevent his wife from suspecting him.

Posted: Jan 05 2009 08:23 pm

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

I don't know if i'm the only one, but the Manananggal sounds hot, minus the whole torso separating thing. What's the fun in screwing a mythical beast if it's upper half flies away on you.

EDIT: during a filter off search of images of Manananggal, i found this article that comments on the cracked.com article:

Whoa whoa whoa. "sounds hot?" "filter off search?"
Two thngs: You sick fuck. And what did you find? Wink

Posted: Jan 05 2009 09:13 pm

Ba‘al wrote:

I actually heard about the gay cyclops and the evil maggot before, and I honestly do think some guy just made the gay cyclops up to prevent his wife from suspecting him.

Somewhere else in Africa they believe there are like "penis harvesting warlocks" who creep into your house, cut off and steal your cock.

Two teenage boys were suspected of doing that and were lynched for it(in Africa).

Posted: Jan 05 2009 09:41 pm

anorexorcist wrote:

Ba‘al wrote:

I actually heard about the gay cyclops and the evil maggot before, and I honestly do think some guy just made the gay cyclops up to prevent his wife from suspecting him.

Somewhere else in Africa they believe there are like "penis harvesting warlocks" who creep into your house, cut off and steal your cock.

Two teenage boys were suspected of doing that and were lynched for it(in Africa).

You can take my penis when you pry it from my cold dead hands! Mad

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

Lottel wrote:

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

I don't know if i'm the only one, but the Manananggal sounds hot, minus the whole torso separating thing. What's the fun in screwing a mythical beast if it's upper half flies away on you.

EDIT: during a filter off search of images of Manananggal, i found this article that comments on the cracked.com article:

Whoa whoa whoa. "sounds hot?" "filter off search?"
Two thngs: You sick fuck. And what did you find? Wink

Not a whole lot, there was like one decent image but i keep getting random shit that has nothing to do with said monster.

Posted: Jan 05 2009 10:14 pm

The predator on the list for top movie monsters that are EASY to get away from??? That is stupid.

Otherwise, pretty funny and entertaining reads in general.