An application that allows iPhone users to wobble a pair of breasts has been rejected by Apple's application store, denying iPhone geeks the nearest thing to sex they'll get this holiday season.
The application was rejected on the grounds of "objectionable content", though with the caveat: "If you believe that you can make the necessary changes so that iBoobs does not violate the iPhone SDK Agreement we encourage you to do so." Though it's hard to see how that wouldn't detract from the core proposition:
The app was developed by Mystic Game Development, and we have to accept the possibility that it was done just to demonstrate their character animation middleware - in which case we can only congratulate them on a job well done.
Apple is, of course, missing a trick here: a small tweak (ahem) would allow the most enthusiastic vibration to cause the Bulgarian airbags to burst their restraints. Even the rumour of such a feature would no doubt sell a lot of replacement iPhones - in fact, a rumour might work better.
Some of the more seasoned Reg hacks reckon this is a rip off of an early DOS application that offered much the same functionality, only using mouse prods rather than tilt functions, so perhaps Apple was more worried about copyright infringement than upsetting the masses. ®
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Dec 28 2008 08:57 pm
wow. ridiculous
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Dec 28 2008 08:58 pm
Wow, just wow. I'd try it for the lulz, definitely.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
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Dec 29 2008 07:10 am
And yet, they didn't reject the iFart application... and last time I checked it was the #1 iPhone app. I hate people.
"Hur hur hur, looky here I can makes my iPhone fart!"
Yeah asshole, let's see how funny it is WHEN I SHOOT YOU IN YOUR STUPID WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 01 2009 01:32 pm
Shit like this is proof that prostitution should be legal. Not only should it be legal, but porn stars and body actresses (women who look good but can't act, like Scarlet Johnansen, Carmen Electra, and Jessica Alba) should fuck clients too. Think of the spring cleaning! There's be no more war, no more rape, and Dick Cheney would be publicly castrated for his crimes against humanity.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
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Jan 01 2009 02:16 pm
SevereFlame wrote:
iBoobs
Bringing the term "Shake those boobies!" to a whole new meaning.
did shake those boobs have a different meaning?
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Jan 01 2009 02:18 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
And yet, they didn't reject the iFart application... and last time I checked it was the #1 iPhone app. I hate people.
"Hur hur hur, looky here I can makes my iPhone fart!"
Yeah asshole, let's see how funny it is WHEN I SHOOT YOU IN YOUR STUPID WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is dumb. I remember all the hype over all those lighter applications. Probably more useful than a farting application but still pretty dumb. You can at least use the lighter at a show if you don;t have a real lighter on you.
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Jan 04 2009 02:15 pm
IceWarm wrote:
Syd Lexia wrote:
And yet, they didn't reject the iFart application... and last time I checked it was the #1 iPhone app. I hate people.
"Hur hur hur, looky here I can makes my iPhone fart!"
Yeah asshole, let's see how funny it is WHEN I SHOOT YOU IN YOUR STUPID WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is dumb. I remember all the hype over all those lighter applications. Probably more useful than a farting application but still pretty dumb. You can at least use the lighter at a show if you don;t have a real lighter on you.
You could shake some boobs at a show and no one would know the fucking difference.
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Jan 04 2009 04:09 pm
Technology, the pinnacle of Man's excellence.
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Jan 04 2009 04:13 pm
Blackout wrote:
Technology, the pinnacle of Man's excellence.
pretty much. as soon as we get new technology, we gotta find a way to put porn on there.
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username wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Technology, the pinnacle of Man's excellence.
pretty much. as soon as we get new technology, we gotta find a way to put porn on there.
