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Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36111.html

IDK, some of them i can see included on the list but i feel there were better moments then others.

My Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 12 2008 02:38 pm

Heh. I just watched this a minute before you posted it.

Posted: Jul 12 2008 02:46 pm

Meh. I thought there would be the first battle against Vega in SF2. Everyone up to him was is a pushover and then the game starts getting harder than a priest's dick on a playground. I stole that line from someone.

Posted: Jul 12 2008 02:55 pm

Vega is super easy. So is Bison. It's the Sagat fight that's always a pain in the ass for me. He always spams the hell out of his tiger shots and you can never jump too close near him or his uppercut will own your life. I always end up trading fireballs with him until he messes up and leaves an opening to strike. If you're lucky you can sucker him into an uppercut and then throw him for major damage. Alot of times it ends up going to the last few seconds of the match though and I barely win. I'm talking about the arcade version of course. On SNES the whole thing is cake.

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3112

I'm starting to hate these videos. It seems like these guys have only played NES games and big-budget console games made after 1996. I rarely ever see them mention PC games, or anything that's not on the NES or SNES.

Posted: Jul 12 2008 11:46 pm

Greg the White wrote:

I'm starting to hate these videos. It seems like these guys have only played NES games and big-budget console games made after 1996. I rarely ever see them mention PC games, or anything that's not on the NES or SNES.

Most PC games now are ports of console games, and vice versa.

Posted: Jul 13 2008 12:49 am

Just duck the high and jump the low, watch for the uppercut and kick him in the face repeatedly.

Posted: Jul 13 2008 07:11 am

The ScrewAttack guys are pretty entertaining, but I hate video lists. If you're gonna do a list, do it in written format so I can scroll through it and see if I agree with the picks, then I'll go back and read it later.

And I like to listen to music while I'm browsing, dammit.

Posted: Jul 13 2008 10:37 am

Char Aznable wrote:

Just duck the high and jump the low, watch for the uppercut and kick him in the face repeatedly.

This works in any and all of lifes little confrontations as well. Nod

Posted: Jul 13 2008 12:34 pm

I say Vega and Bison are the hard ones. Sagat was fucking easy. All I had to do was dodge his Tigers and spam Hadoukens. He never raped my fase with the uppercut.

Posted: Jul 13 2008 12:52 pm

well timed dragon punches and hurricane kicks own vega pretty hard. When he resorts to wall jumps he's as good as dead because you can intercept him every time with a dragon punch. Bison is slightly harder, but I just play defensive. Block everything and counter when he's vulnerable (after a slide or head stomp), throw in a few fireballs when there's enough distance between you, rinse and repeat.

Posted: Jul 13 2008 02:14 pm

I never heard about anyone accusing RE5 of being racist. Kinda odd, yet amusing at the same time. Ironic thing is, those who jumped the gun by calling it racist were most likely the only racists in the first place.

Posted: Jul 13 2008 02:16 pm

Number 1 is bullshit, that wasn't OMGWTF thats more like OMFG IM GONNA KILL YOU NES.

Joined: Jun 04 2008 Location: Alabama Posts: 296

Boring video. Not that I disagree with it much, it's just not entertaining.

Nekkoru wrote:

Meh. I thought there would be the first battle against Vega in SF2. Everyone up to him was is a pushover and then the game starts getting harder than a priest's dick on a playground. I stole that line from someone.

Well, I was exposed to the "harder than a priest on a playground" line by Maddox. I have no idea if he coined it.

EDIT: it's in this article: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3112

I never really liked these guys in the first place, anyway. The Craig guy just puts too much effort in delivering his lame jokes. His voice just sounds so corny and over-done when he does it. I guess that's a personal thing, though.

And when I said they don't do PC games, I'm talking about all PC games. I've only ever heard them mention Half-Life, Doom, and Quake in their videos. There were tons of PC games released in 90's that were popular and influenced games even today.

Posted: Jul 16 2008 12:14 am

Stuttering Craig is awesome. Handsome Tom can be a bit dry, but he works well with Craig. I don't know who the new guy with a nickname is, but he's awful.

Posted: Jul 16 2008 12:17 am

um, can anyone post a list?

my wifi sucks and it only buffers like 30% of the vid before my connection gets lost

Posted: Jul 16 2008 12:27 am

10. KOTOR - Where you figure out your Darth Revan
9 . Eternal Darkness - The Corrupt Data Memory Card thing
8. Mortal Kombat - Fatalities
7. GTA 3 - Hooker Banging
6. Resident Evil 5 - Racial Contriversy, because you fight Afican American Zombies in Africa.
5. Halo 2 - Shitty Ending
4. Metroid - Samus is a chick
3. FFVII - Aeris's Death, they cried on the inside
2. COD 4 - Nuke , you see what happens after the nuke and you die after like 10 feet of crawling
1. Super Mario Bros. - When you finish Bowser at 1-4 or any before 8-4, you see that that the Princess is in another castle.

Posted: Jul 16 2008 06:18 am

M3GA MAN wrote:

6. Resident Evil 5 - Racial Contriversy, because you fight Afican American Zombies in Africa.

Yes. You fight afroAMERICAN zombies in AFRICA.

Because AFRICA is so AMERICAN.

They both begin with A.

I will shit on the face of the next person who calls a black man an african-american. THERE ARE OTHER CONTINENTS THAN YOUR SHITTY ONE. GET OVER IT.

Posted: Jul 16 2008 02:28 pm

I'll admit I found this video pretty enjoyable, but now that I think about it, I really don't agree with it. I would put ten MUCH higher (I've never finished KoTOR, so I wouldn't know, but that sounds pretty freaking surprising) and one MUCH lower (again, I never played Mario back then, so maybe it's just the whole generation gap thing, but I wouldn't think "oh crap, there's another level" equals "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BIGGEST SURPRISE I'VE EVER HAD"). Six doesn't totally make sense (people find racial/gender controversy in everything, it's hardly new or surprising).

Also, am I the only one who's really tired of the use of "OMGWTF" as an adjective? It isn't, and the faster these stupid acronyms seep into the general vocabulary, the more pissed off I get.

Posted: Jul 16 2008 03:52 pm

Nekkoru wrote:

M3GA MAN wrote:

6. Resident Evil 5 - Racial Contriversy, because you fight Afican American Zombies in Africa.

Yes. You fight afroAMERICAN zombies in AFRICA.

Because AFRICA is so AMERICAN.

They both begin with A.

I will shit on the face of the next person who calls a black man an african-american. THERE ARE OTHER CONTINENTS THAN YOUR SHITTY ONE. GET OVER IT.

I think you would like GamePolitics.com

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

I actually think that at the time, finding out that Samus was a chick was awesome and would be my #2.

But my number 1 was FFIV when you find out that Golbez is Cecil's brother.

I also think that when Kefka poisoned Cyan's city... that shit was all sorts of fucked up. Well beyond the white haired emo chick that killed Aeris.

Lastly I would like to add the Wii Sports golf game. When you go to put and the next thing you know the ball was hit for a line drive across the fucking course because you moved your wrist a little bit.

Joined: Jul 16 2006 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 324

Nekkoru wrote:

M3GA MAN wrote:

6. Resident Evil 5 - Racial Contriversy, because you fight Afican American Zombies in Africa.

Yes. You fight afroAMERICAN zombies in AFRICA.

Because AFRICA is so AMERICAN.

They both begin with A.

I will shit on the face of the next person who calls a black man an african-american. THERE ARE OTHER CONTINENTS THAN YOUR SHITTY ONE. GET OVER IT.

u mad?

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3112

I don't know, maybe I'm just mad that they didn't put the Ghouls n' Ghosts/Ghosts 'n Goblins "You have to go back" thing in there. It took my dad and I a dedicated weekend in like 1993 to beat that sucker, and the second we got it, I heard my dad swear, which was maybe once out of three times I've heard him do so.

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Char Aznable wrote:

Stuttering Craig is awesome. Handsome Tom can be a bit dry, but he works well with Craig. I don't know who the new guy with a nickname is, but he's awful.

yeah kind of a shame they parted ways