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AncientAtBirth
Joined: Apr 01 2008
Posts: 67
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Hearing you talk openly and candidly about your sex life is fundamentally no more or less interesting than hearing a college football jock talk about the same subject.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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I'll make sure to pass that along...?
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Why so furious?
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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You could take that argument and replace sex life and poly bisexuals with atheists and college football jock with any religious group
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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Why So Serious?
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
| sidewaydriver wrote: |
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Why So Serious? |
It was a play on words, you ruined it.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| Why so furious? |
Why So Serious? |
It was a play on words, you ruined it. |
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AncientAtBirth
Joined: Apr 01 2008
Posts: 67
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| You could take that argument and replace sex life and poly bisexuals with atheists and college football jock with any religious group |
Word!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
| sidewaydriver wrote: |
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Why So Serious? |
It was a play on words, you ruined it. |
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The thing about chaos . . . it's fair!
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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
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A couple of years ago I had a co worker named Roger that played Magic, he invited me over to play with his group of friends. One of these friends of his was a loud, fat obnoxious goth chick. She lived at the house we were playing at with two guys,, she had 3 kids there and one of the guys that lived there was one of the kids father and one of the other guys was the father of the other two. I asked Roger about it later and her excuse was that she was a Wiccan and was "polyamorous". Basically she was a dumb slut and the two guys living with her were huge morons for putting up with that crap (also the cat that lived there was her "familiar"). All I could think about the whole time is how awkward and dysfunctional that household must be (and those poor kids). Also, I kicked their dumb goth asses with my blue/black control deck out deck, it was the last time I ever played magic.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Here's my open letter to polyamorous bisexual females:
Please feel free to come over and bring your friends. 
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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Here's my open letter to polyamorous bisexual females:
Please feel free to come over and bring your friends. |
Most of them are fat and ugly. You can have them.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
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| Probable Muppet wrote: |
| A couple of years ago I had a co worker named Roger that played Magic, he invited me over to play with his group of friends. One of these friends of his was a loud, fat obnoxious goth chick. She lived at the house we were playing at with two guys,, she had 3 kids there and one of the guys that lived there was one of the kids father and one of the other guys was the father of the other two. I asked Roger about it later and her excuse was that she was a Wiccan and was "polyamorous". Basically she was a dumb slut and the two guys living with her were huge morons for putting up with that crap (also the cat that lived there was her "familiar"). All I could think about the whole time is how awkward and dysfunctional that household must be (and those poor kids). Also, I kicked their dumb goth asses with my blue/black control deck out deck, it was the last time I ever played magic. |
Seems like you and I both run in to those type of people
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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You guys need cooler friends.
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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
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Not my friends, that is the first and last time I hung out with Roger and his friends.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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| Knyte wrote: |
Here's my open letter to polyamorous bisexual females:
Please feel free to come over and bring your friends. |
Most of them are fat and ugly. You can have them. |
Not according to porn! Are you saying porn would lie to me? Why? What does porn possibly have to gain from such lies?
Also, why won't my dentist's assistant blow me?
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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I tend to not ask questions at my geek office about relationships. This one really cute chick (who likes N64) revealed to me she was gay but i could swear she is dating this guy now. And these two people who only met this semester are engaged, one of them is from out of the country. It's like a freaking soap opera . . . like Heroes but people only pretend to have magical powers.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Syd,
You have to ask her.
Love,
Ross A. Rifle
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Syd,
You have to ask her.
Love,
Ross A. Rifle |
But it only works if you can say the right line. Something like, "It's your turn to rinse and spit, baby." BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Knyte wrote: |
Here's my open letter to polyamorous bisexual females:
Please feel free to come over and bring your friends. |
Most of them are fat and ugly. You can have them. |
Not according to porn! Are you saying porn would lie to me? Why? What does porn possibly have to gain from such lies?
Also, why won't my dentist's assistant blow me? |
she's seen your teeth:
http://www.stopmeth.info/images/BadTeeth.jpg
(WARNING THE ABOVE IMAGE IS GROSS - SYD)
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AncientAtBirth
Joined: Apr 01 2008
Posts: 67
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Also, why won't my dentist's assistant blow me? |
Because you touch yourself at night.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Knyte wrote: |
Here's my open letter to polyamorous bisexual females:
Please feel free to come over and bring your friends. |
Most of them are fat and ugly. You can have them. |
Not according to porn! Are you saying porn would lie to me? Why? What does porn possibly have to gain from such lies?
Also, why won't my dentist's assistant blow me? |
She won't blow you? Maybe your doing it wrong.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Knyte wrote: |
Here's my open letter to polyamorous bisexual females:
Please feel free to come over and bring your friends. |
Most of them are fat and ugly. You can have them. |
Not according to porn! Are you saying porn would lie to me? Why? What does porn possibly have to gain from such lies?
Also, why won't my dentist's assistant blow me? |
Write a formal letter of complaint to the Dentist, citing his assistant's rude and unprofessional behavior, and demand compensation of some sort. Be sure to be thorough and cite all the films and pictorials you have seen in your time as an expert professional video game and pop culture critic that lead you to believe that is how a dental assistant should comport herself during the workday.
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