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Necro Critic
Title: The Necro Critic
Joined: Nov 21 2008
Location: Jonesborough, Tennessee
Posts: 92
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Post the funniest nickname for sex that you can think of.
The Horizontal Monster Mash.
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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I've come up with a lot in my time. One I can think of right now is "doing the laundry."
Another from days of old is "Taking her to the tent."
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RIP Hacker. |
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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Discussing politics.
We use that one.
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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Making love butter.
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RIP Hacker. |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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Dropping a deuce.
Wait.....that's what I do after sex.
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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porking
rocking the casba
soul binding
getting jiggy with it
mutual explosion
co-op play
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Makin' Jiffy...my buddy basically went on and on to his mom about how I'm a virgin, under the guise that I've never 'made Jiffy', and she just thought I was deprived for never having made popcorn on the stove...it was pretty funny.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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| Gettin' in them guts. |
HAHA, when I used to work retail we would say "beat up them guts"
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Dances with Wolves 2 is gonna ROCK! |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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Doing the nasty.
God, that doesn't even make sense.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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My redneck friend use to say "I'm goin' to go get me some squirrel" referring to sex and it never failed to make me laugh out loud.
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Necro Critic
Title: The Necro Critic
Joined: Nov 21 2008
Location: Jonesborough, Tennessee
Posts: 92
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| joshwoodzell wrote: |
| My redneck friend use to say "I'm goin' to go get me some squirrel" referring to sex and it never failed to make me laugh out loud. |
Makin' her squeal like a piggy.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Having the painters in.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Punch a hole in the baby maker
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
Posts: 157
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Mine and my girlfriend's euphemism for it is "watch movies and eat popcorn". There's a long story behind it.
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Necro Critic
Title: The Necro Critic
Joined: Nov 21 2008
Location: Jonesborough, Tennessee
Posts: 92
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| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| Mine and my girlfriend's euphemism for it is "watch movies and eat popcorn". There's a long story behind it. |
Does it involve cutting a hole in your popcorn bucket at the movie theater?
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
Posts: 157
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| Necro Critic wrote: |
| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| Mine and my girlfriend's euphemism for it is "watch movies and eat popcorn". There's a long story behind it. |
Does it involve cutting a hole in your popcorn bucket at the movie theater? |
Sadly, no. It's just a placeholder term for discussing it in public without us looking like complete perverts. It's the most innocuous thing we could think of, and it just stuck.
Although I will bring your idea up next time we catch a flick...
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Evilwii
Joined: Oct 06 2008
Posts: 43
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I'm a prev so here we go.
Making bread
Dog in a tight place
Staple removing(for virgins)
Sucking my lollipop
back seating
darn its late ill try when im fully awake
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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My buddy "goes down to chocolate town" with his boyfriend.
He always offers to bring back souvenirs. :S
It's not having sex, but when me and my girlfriend make out and stuff, we say we "play Uno" because during our early dates we would play a lot of board games and card games. Then finally during on game of Uno, she tackled me and... 
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Necro Critic
Title: The Necro Critic
Joined: Nov 21 2008
Location: Jonesborough, Tennessee
Posts: 92
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Raiding the Horde
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Cat Tanking into Mordor. 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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no one has mentioned 'bumping uglies?'
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
Posts: 1062
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| Rycona wrote: |
I've come up with a lot in my time. One I can think of right now is "doing the laundry."
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That's fucking weird, dude. With my gf in high school- that was our lingo for it, as well. Weeeeird.
The slang for a beej- "washing the dishes."
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us. |
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
Posts: 1062
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Hittin' it
Boning
Railing
And my personal favorite: Throwing her a shot.
Best used among buddies, as in: "I'd throw her a shot."
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us. |
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