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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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LMAO! This made my night.
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My girlfriend thinks I spend too much time playing games and not enough time with her. She nearly had a fit when I told her what the average length of Vesperia. Long story short we got into a huge argument and she is in a bad mood. My mother unfortunately agrees with my sister and also said I don't spend enough time with her. So now I have TWO angry women who are mad at me.
*sigh* Why do RPG's have to be so long? |
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=945075&topic=44668159
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Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
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Wait... am I missing something, or did he just say that his sister is his girlfriend...?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Fernin wrote: |
Wait... am I missing something, or did he just say that his sister is his girlfriend...? |
thats how it sounds to me.
obviously, it means his mom and sister agree w/the GF, but he definitely needs to reword it. and get his GF a vibrator so she can amuse herself
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Fernin wrote: |
Wait... am I missing something, or did he just say that his sister is his girlfriend...? |
Exactly.
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
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Actually, my favorite part was:
GangstaTroll wrote: |
My girlfriend thinks I spend too much time playing games and not enough time with her. She nearly had a fit when I told her what the average length of Vesperia. Long story short we got into a huge argument and she is in a bad mood. My mother unfortunately agrees with my sister and also said I don't spend enough time with her. So now I have TWO angry women who are mad at me.
*sigh* Why do RPG's have to be so long? |
Lmao. Right reasoning, GangstaTroll. Wrong conclusion. I mean really. He's not spending enough time with his girlfriend (who may or may not also be his sister), and he faults the length of the *game he plays* rather than the amount of time he *spends playing*?  I see a career in politics taking shape already.
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Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Fernin wrote: |
Wait... am I missing something, or did he just say that his sister is his girlfriend...? |
I think so
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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GangstaTroll is Gangsta
had to do it.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
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Okay, I was lurking on The Escapist forums, and found this gem. Perhaps not worthy of its own thread, but this is the perfect home for it. This is a (full) post from an Escapist thread entitled, "GOD DAMMIT moments":
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I was playing with one of my cats and decided to see what would happen if I set him on my 360. He decided that was the best place to empty his bladder. |
Am I the only one who finds that image fucking hysterical?
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William Shakespeare wrote: |
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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Hahaha, that sucks so hard.
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Rycona wrote: |
Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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Aqua Hedgehog
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
trombone2007 wrote: |
I was playing with one of my cats and decided to see what would happen if I set him on my 360. He decided that was the best place to empty his bladder. |
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LMAO! Do you have a link to the page that was on?
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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DarknessDeku wrote: |
SoldierHawk wrote: |
trombone2007 wrote: |
I was playing with one of my cats and decided to see what would happen if I set him on my 360. He decided that was the best place to empty his bladder. |
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LMAO! Do you have a link to the page that was on? |
Yeah sure, although imo most of the thread isn't terribly interesting. (And be warned, this forum, while sometimes cool, is often filled with 10 year old idiots.) But, ask and ye shall receive. Second post down:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.86334
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William Shakespeare wrote: |
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I thought it was a friend of mine until the sister part. I used to have to moderate giant fights between him and his (ex)girlfriend, based on how much time he spent on World of Warcraft. Which was probably a good 5 hours a day. Disregarding the douche-to-girlfriend part, that's just not healthy.
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