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Posted: Nov 12 2008 02:53 am

Chilliwack is an interesting town, and as I've stated many many many many times before, I hate it. But I've lived here my whole life and in a way I love it too. Here's a typical night in Chilliwack, doing the only things there are to do.

Meet up with buddy.
Walk to Tim Horton's, bother Ayumu for a few minutes.
Walk next door to 7-11, buy cokes and churros.
Walk through town, make fun of hookers.
Walk past movie theatre, stand doorway waving at Christina until she looks up.
Walk to PriceSmart, check out HOT employees and bother meat dept. dudes.
Walk to A&W and flirt with/annoy the 17-year-old girls.
Walk to Safeway, bother employees at the Starbucks inside.
Buy 2 litres of pop, drink some, destroy in Safeway parking lot.
Walk over to Blockbuster, hang out with Felicia (formerly Julie, but she quit).
Go to McDonald's, get 6 or 8 double cheeseburgers and McFlurrys.
(optional): Walk to mall and wander empty parking lot, then turn around and head back to town.
Head over to Shopper's Drug Mart, bother Carmen.
Walk back through PriceSmart parking lot, trying to score quarters from the shopping carts.
Get confronted by drunk indians in front of the liquor store:
"Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Got any change?"
Proceed to throw pennies at drunk indians.
Walk past The Empress, past drunks, hookers, junkies, homeless people, and other undesirables.
Head to the Vault, look at tits and order paralyzers.
Come out of the Vault like 20 minutes later, because we can't afford any more booze.
Have someone yell at us out of a car asking if we can boot smokes for them.
Walk through town again, back towards my place.
See some teenage girls pushing each other in shopping carts.
Make fun of them:
"WHOO I'M 16 AND DRUNK ON VEX!"
Get yelled at:
"Hey fuck you asshole, you wanna get beat up by a girl??"
Laugh. Hysterically. Uncontrollably.
Sit on the bench in front of the high school.
Smack the electrical box attached to the street lights and listen to it whir in seeming pain, wondering if it'll finally explode this time.
Walk the last block home.

That's Chilliwack. What's your town like? What do you guys do at night?

Posted: Nov 12 2008 01:54 pm

I want to blow my brains out just reading that.

And dude, you don't look hefty...how do you manage to eat and drink all that shit?

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S. McCracken wrote:

I want to blow my brains out just reading that.

And dude, you don't look hefty...how do you manage to eat and drink all that shit?

He walks 35 miles a day.

Posted: Nov 12 2008 02:00 pm

I was talking more about the congestive heart failure he's going to be suffering from in 5 years from all that junk.

Posted: Nov 12 2008 03:42 pm

Well we don't necessarily do all those things per night, but pretty close Razz

I'm a growing boy dammit!

*sigh* probably about time to stop using that excuse...

Joined: Jun 20 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 802

6 or 8 double cheeseburgers? Sweet jesus, I'm about ready to heave just reading that. Your daily routines sound like a real-life RPG. But that diet is slowly ticking away your HP.

Posted: Nov 13 2008 03:13 am

hahaha nice...it's between the two of us by the way. And then we're usually fucking full after.

Posted: Nov 13 2008 04:47 am

drewbocop wrote:

6 or 8 double cheeseburgers? Sweet jesus, I'm about ready to heave just reading that. Your daily routines sound like a real-life RPG. But that diet is slowly ticking away your HP.

It's like Anti-Adventure Island RPG. Yay.

Posted: Nov 13 2008 04:53 am

Yeah I really need to move. I'm pretty sick of this place.

So everyone buy my fucking album, and tell all your friends!!! Razz

Posted: Nov 13 2008 08:29 am

I kneqw that name soundd familar--- rummaged through a few boxes, and HERE is photo of an 8track of the band Chilliwack's "Wanna be a star" album:

(click for BIGGER PIC). 8track ftw.
that is all.

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ross_rifle113 wrote:

Yeah I really need to move. I'm pretty sick of this place.

So everyone buy my fucking album, and tell all your friends!!! Razz

Ross,

Lets say you were making good money, $50,000 - $100,000 a year (US Dollars).

Where would you move to.

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ross_rifle113 wrote:

See some teenage girls pushing each other in shopping carts.
Make fun of them:
"WHOO I'M 16 AND DRUNK ON VEX!"
Get yelled at:
"Hey fuck you asshole, you wanna get beat up by a girl??"
Laugh. Hysterically. Uncontrollably.
Swiftly get thrown in a dumpster by said girls
Walk the last block home.

Fixed.

Our town is full of drunks. It was funny for the first month - now it gets real old almost hitting them as they aimlessly walk across the street every day.

Posted: Nov 14 2008 02:10 pm

Stop at the Beer Distributor or Tobacco Shop on the way home.
Get home, hit the bathroom, change, feed the cat, make a few calls.
Pickup a Pizza or something if I haven't eaten and head to where my buddy stays.
Play some Eat and or Play some Beer Pong, listen to music, try to find new tracks or remixes.
Call up various people to recruit to either play Beer Pong or see what they are doing (both Dudes but especially a few Ladies)
Hang out a bit watching TV, wait for people to show up, or kill time waiting to meet up with some people out somewhere.
Drive or walk downtown, usually drive and try to find a spot somewhere so we don't have to pay for the parking garage.
Hit up one of a number of Bars/Clubs (Tom Sawyers, Spice, Molly Branigans, Mars, Ceoultas, Sambucca's etc.)
Hang out at or drift from one bar to another, all the way trying to also find people to hang out with after last call.
Walk to either 2nd Street Pizza or Palumbo's to get a Pizza after the bars close.
Walk back to either the car or my buddy's place.
(optional): Once back at convience store, walk to convience store for more cigarettes or walk around to a few friends places in midtown to get them to come over to hang out.
Hang out either till 4 or 5 am playing Beer Pong or cards if people show up at my buddies place, or Hang out with him till he passes out watching a movie or old Seinfeld episodes.
Head home, stopping at Sheetz to hit up the MTO, get some breakfast sandwiches and some Powerade.
Get home, either find a movie on, good late night anime, or play either Mario Kart or Super Smash Brothers Brawl on my Wii, also now Tetris Party.
Yell at the cat for trying to eat my food I am still eating.
Change in to a white T Shirt and Gym Shorts.
Go on my back porch and either smoke a cigarette or a small cigar.
Fall asleep on the couch for an hour.
Go upstairs, log onto my computer, surf the net for a while, check woot, analyze my fantasy football line up, post on Sydlexia since it is the only forum one need be on, maybe look at some porn if my awakeness permits.
Hit the bathroom and pass out till about 10:30 in the morning.

This is a typical Friday night for me.

Posted: Nov 14 2008 08:42 pm

King,

Why do you sleep in your bathroom?

GP,

Probably Seattle. There's a vibe there that I find absolutely inspiring.

carlmarksguy,

Chilliwack is from Vancouver. They took their name from the Sto:lo Native meaning of Chilliwack, which is something gay. But yeah, they named themselves after my town.

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You know that all the snow you guys get in Canada is rain in Seattle right?

Posted: Nov 14 2008 09:31 pm

Plus when ever it does snow, everyone freaks out and drives like idiots. OMG an inch of snow that will melt in one day, better get the snow chains out!!! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Nov 14 2008 10:07 pm

Seattle has the exact same climate as Chilliwack...I'm sure I can deal with it.

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ross_rifle113 wrote:

Seattle has the exact same climate as Chilliwack...I'm sure I can deal with it.

Isn't it warmer (hence the rain vs snow)

Posted: Nov 14 2008 10:55 pm

Dude, you gotta move to Wisconee so we can hang!

Posted: Nov 14 2008 10:59 pm

Move to America, talk to a recruiter, join the Marines. You wont live in one place for more than 3 years. That means every three years I can hit the reset button and try something new. Oh, and sometimes you may get screwed and end up in a giant sandbox, but its not all that bad. I don't know the rules on Canadians being in the Marines but man I was in with a Korean kid who actually got the Communist medal mailed to him when he was in the Marines. Man we messed with that kid. Just a suggestion, as I look back at all my friends who stayed home and never went anywhere, they are doing the same shit every day just like in high school. And I grew up in Florida, which is way better than Chilliwalk or whatever.

Posted: Nov 14 2008 11:17 pm

*chuckles*

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

I think its time for Ross to hit up the north east.

Have you seen NYC?

Posted: Nov 14 2008 11:44 pm

Reminds me of the stupidity that a friend of mine and I used to get into. One time we had to run from the crackheads that camp out on the roof of the gas station near his house at around 3am. NEVER throw glass bottles at an angry crackhead.

Posted: Nov 15 2008 01:06 am

MOGHARR wrote:

Dude, you gotta move to Wisconee so we can hang!

Wisconsin is ok. I would know, because I live there. It's boring to me. I'd love to trade places, you move to Wisconsin, I move to Canada. I love Canada, and Russia.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Nov 15 2008 02:15 am

I stay up all night devising plans for world domination... oh what the hell, here it goes: This Is A Joke