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FNJ
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aJewThatCanFly: I just had this fuckign strange dream where G.I. Joes and transformers were fighting a war
aJewThatCanFly: but it was like gears of war, really gritty
aJewThatCanFly: and sam witwicky was related to georgre bush
Jude: That last part is the best!
aJewThatCanFly: I woke up in a cold sweat, and now I can't get back to sleep
aJewThatCanFly: like, it was weird. everyone knew what was up, like the transformers lived normal lives like people
aJewThatCanFly: sam found out about his destiny with the allspark yadda yadda by talking to a bunch of transformers that worked at the old saw mill where he hangs out. then he stole a jet and flew to the north pole, where barbara bush told him his destiny
aJewThatCanFly: cobra commander had the matrix of leadership, and claimed that it always seeks out power
aJewThatCanFly: I woke up confused and terrified
Jude: LOL
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Syd Lexia
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Joined: Jul 30 2005
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That's awesome.
I had a fucked-up dream Saturday night where I was at some sort of medieval themed amusement park or something, and there was this giant tower with a dragon on top of it, only it was a real dragon. For some reason, I had to ascend the tower and get some sort of key item that dragon was guarding, which didn't really make any sense in the context of the dream because it was an amusement park and not some sort of LARP place. So anyway, I get to the top of the tower, and the dragon that I could see from the ground wasn't there. Instead there was a desk, and behind it sat... Ted Kennedy!? Before I could find out what the fuck was going on, I woke up. Now I'll never know how it was going to end. I'm annoyed, confused, and scared.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
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I once dreamed that I had sex with a 200-watt lightbulb. Red hot. My huge penis got burned and I had to bite it off. And let me tell ya, it was MASSIVE. Like, literally. Kids used my gigantic penis as a slide.
As I was biting it off, I burned my lips, so I bit them off as well.
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Quantinuum
Title: Mathematician
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Australia
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Nekkoru wrote: |
I once dreamed that I had sex with a 200-watt lightbulb. Red hot. My huge penis got burned and I had to bite it off. And let me tell ya, it was MASSIVE. Like, literally. Kids used my gigantic penis as a slide.
As I was biting it off, I burned my lips, so I bit them off as well. |
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Dr. Jeebus
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The Venture Brothers somehow wound up in my dream last night, but then I woke up and realized I fell asleep with the TV on. Apparently Venture Brothers is on Adult Swim at either 4 or 4:30 am.
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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Awesome! Weird dream thread!
Weirdest/scariest dream I ever had went something like this...
I'm walking along in some desert. The sun is extremely hot and the clouds are moving overhead extremely fast. The sun would get covered, uncovered, covered, uncovered... really quickly. In the distance, I see some glint of light. As I go closer to it, I see it's this big building made entirely of glass. Leading up to the building is an extremely tall, extremely wide stone staircase. I climb the staircase, and at the top, encounter a man holding a newspaper up to his face so I can't see what he looks like. I say something to him, but he doesn't respond. So I yell, he doesn't respond. Every time I try to talk, all I really "experience" in the dream is that I open my mouth and TRY to make noise. I can't make a sound though. Once I stop trying to talk, he slowly puts down his newspaper and looks directly at me. Turns out it is an old man with very dark eyes. After looking at me for a second, he lifts his right arm and points to the right, where there's a glass door leading into the building.
I hustle inside and see dozens of people sitting around a huge open area at long tables. All of them are reading different things. Books, magazines, newspapers. Just like the old man, I can't see their faces. I stand there for a second, and all at the same time, they all slam down what they are reading and stare directly at me- like I broke in to the building or something. After staring at me for what seemed like a long time, they all slowly pick up their arms and point in different directions. This confuses and scares me, so I run to the back corner of the glass building, which turns out to be a library. I know that somehow, I am there to find a blue book with gold lettering. I reach onto the shelf, and on my first try, I find the book. I sprint back the way I came, past the open hall (where nobody is stiting anymore) and out the front door (where the old man is also gone).
I'm standing at the top of the stone staircase looking out over the desert, and see that the sun is gone, and the sky has turned a shade of gray. The clouds are black. This confuses me, and I start down the staircase with the book in hand. As I go down about four steps, I see a woman standing about ten steps from the bottom, slightly to my left. Again, I try yelling to her (she "felt" familiar). Nothing. So I walk closer. I yell again. Nothing. She's standing in a long white dress with black hair covering her face so I can't tell definitively who it is. So I move closer, yelling the whole way, trying to get her to respond.
Eventually I'm on the step above her and yell one last time, and she looks up, her hair moving away from her face. She has blood covering both her lips and dripping onto her dress. She grabs my face and tries to kiss me....
... and that's where I woke up. It sounds totally like a Dali painting, and not terribly scary, but I never woke up with my heart beating so fast or such a cold sweat. I was really shaken for about an hour after I woke up. So, despite the fact that it wasn't terribly scary on the surface, my subconscious REALLY didn't like something that was going on in that dream.
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 Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
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Syd Lexia
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Kubo, if that's not copypasta, that's impressive
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Kubo, if that's not copypasta, that's impressive |
Nope, not copypasta. Had the dream about 5-6 years ago if I recall. A few hours before a hockey game against St. Thomas Aquinas College. What's weird is I STILL remember virtually every detail of that dream. It's the only dream that I've ever had that has affected me to that extent. I guess just because it was so damn vivid.
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 Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us. |
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Rycona
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Joined: Nov 01 2005
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This is a dream I had last month. I was walking through a huge house that seemed to be like a maze. Throughout most of it, there was this that was really annoying and I couldn't seem to kill it. I found a teenage girl running and crying and she collapsed at my feet. I asked her what was wrong and she said that someone was trying to rape her. Another teenage girl appeared and said that it wasn't true, picked the crying girl back up, and they pressed on, presumably towards the exit. After another while, I eventually got to a room with a big dog and two midgets. One sort of looked like a balding Christopher Walken but didn't sound like him. He was smoking a tobacco pipe and reading a newspaper. The other one looked like it had Down Syndrome. The dog and the retarded one looked really excited to see me and the other midget said, "Heel, Bupkus, heel. I'm sorry, we don't get many tall people in this house." The Down Syndrome one kind of jumped on me like a child, so I just pseudo-held it with one arm. He started rubbing my chest roughly. I looked at his face and he was kind of drooling. At that point, I realized that they were going to eat me, so I dropped the one in my arms and starting toward where I thought the exit was. All three of them immediately followed. During the chase, I asked, "Did you eat your foster parents, too?"
"Yes," little Walken replied coldly and surprisingly calm. After about 10 minutes of chase, I finally made it outside. As I was going to "my car," little Walken yelled, "No! We didn't eat them! We killed them because of that stupid, buzzing fly! It would bother my brother and I, but we couldn't kill it and they REFUSED to help us!" Soon after, I woke up.
There was an earlier part, too, but it was unrelated and primarily based around different odd incarnations of Batman.
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