| Author |
Message |
docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
|
Oh shit the sirens are going off, now the sky will get dark and the monsters will come so I need to take cover in this church.
Nah, it's just the 1st Wednesday of the month. The city tests the emergency sirens that day. It's annoying but at least I know they work.
|
|
|
   |
|
|
Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
|
Change your avatar to "FUCK SIRENS".
|
 You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
| Cameron wrote: |
I now bestow upon you the title of Most Awesome Person.  |
|
|
|
|
|
Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
Posts: 867
|
| docinsano wrote: |
Oh shit the sirens are going off, now the sky will get dark and the monsters will come so I need to take cover in this church.
Nah, it's just the 1st Wednesday of the month. The city tests the emergency sirens that day. It's annoying but at least I know they work. |
Nice, I am in Maple Grove right now at work. Just heard them as well, was hiding under my desk from the twisters/zombie attacks.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
|
I thought this would be an adventurous tale about how docinsano plugged the ears of his companions with wax and tied himself to the mast of his ship. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
|
I'd quit complaining about the sirens and grab my shotgun and chainsaw. It could be the Zombie Apocalypse.
|
Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
|
|
|
|
anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
|
We don't have sirens here.
|
Lawyers, Guns and Money |
|
 |
|
|
Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
|
Some guy is outside my house. He just keeps moaning and scratching at my door. Another one is across the street attaking a group of elderly people. Where the fuck are the sirens when we need them?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
|
| Thorinair wrote: |
| Some guy is outside my house. He just keeps moaning and scratching at my door. Another one is across the street attaking a group of elderly people. Where the fuck are the sirens when we need them? |
Bart: "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
Homer: "He was a zombie?"
|
Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
|
|
|
|
Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
|
Anyone see the movie "Sirens" with Sam Neill and a ton of naked chicks? That film sucked.
|
"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
|
  |
|
|
MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
|
My town tests the tornado sirens every fucking Saturday.
wwwwwweeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEAEAAAAEAEAEAAAEAEAEEEEAAAEAEEEEEEEEeeeeeaaaaaaeeeeeewwwwww
|
"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
|
 |
|
|
Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
|
Mini Soda and Under Jolly Roger aren't real locations, so where the fuck do you guys live where they have sirens? The only place I ever "lived" that had a siren they tested was a Boy Scout camp that we would go to for a week or two each summer.
|
dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
|
|
|
|
|
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
|
honestly. im in phx and there are no sirens here.
|
| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
|
|
|
|
|
docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
|
|
|
|
|
docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
|
| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| Mini Soda and Under Jolly Roger aren't real locations, so where the fuck do you guys live where they have sirens? The only place I ever "lived" that had a siren they tested was a Boy Scout camp that we would go to for a week or two each summer. |
I can't believe you don't get it. My location I mean. Think about it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
|
Sirens go off here every other Tues. Bleh. They go off at seven.
And honestly Jeebus, you don't understand Mini Soda?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
|
Anorexorcist, there are no twisters in Canada. And our zombies would be too nice to kill. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
|
Canada could have twisters, just not fun siren enducing ones.
Jeebus, seriously, please reply and tell us you get Mini Soda, I won't insult your intelligence by giving you the answer.
|
Lawyers, Guns and Money |
|
|
|
|
Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
|
| docinsano wrote: |
| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| Mini Soda and Under Jolly Roger aren't real locations, so where the fuck do you guys live where they have sirens? The only place I ever "lived" that had a siren they tested was a Boy Scout camp that we would go to for a week or two each summer. |
I can't believe you don't get it. My location I mean. Think about it. |
I can't believe how gay you are! Nah, I got it once I actually read it, but I just glanced and saw 2 separate words, neither of which were a place, so I assumed it was a silly joke.
|
dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
|
|
|
|
|
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
|
I thought this was going to be a fun story about docinsano getting v&
|
|
|
|
|
|
MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
|
come on jeebus, UN-DER JOLLY ROGER! dengadendengadendegnadendenDEN!
|
"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
|
|
|
|
docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
