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Murdar Machene
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Have you guys heard any good joke's lately?
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Syd Lexia
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What is weightless, can be seen with the naked eye, and if you put it in the barrel, it makes the barrel lighter?
Seriously though, no one tells jokes these days, it's all just Family Guy quotes and internet memes. Jokes only still exist in the dumb little e-mails your mom sends to her book club friends.
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Quantinuum
Title: Mathematician
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Location: Australia
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
What is weightless, can be seen with the naked eye, and if you put it in the barrel, it makes the barrel lighter?
Seriously though, no one tells jokes these days, it's all just Family Guy quotes and internet memes. Jokes only still exist in the dumb little e-mails your mom sends to her book club friends. |
Is it light, because if it is then I disagree with the first statement about light being weightless/massless. Also, isnt this riddle? not a joke, or is the answer going to be funny?
Edit: Wait, is it pepper from star fox?
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 there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.
.ʇuop oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ puɐ ʎɹɐuıq puɐʇsɹǝpun oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ 'p1ɹoʍ sıɥʇ uı ǝ1doǝd ɟo sǝdʎʇ 01 ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ |
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Syd Lexia
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Yeah, it's a riddle. And it's a hole.
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Quantinuum
Title: Mathematician
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Yeah, it's a riddle. And it's a hole. |
oh yeah, stupid me.
Anyway, sorry Murdar I dont have any jokes.
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there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.
.ʇuop oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ puɐ ʎɹɐuıq puɐʇsɹǝpun oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ 'p1ɹoʍ sıɥʇ uı ǝ1doǝd ɟo sǝdʎʇ 01 ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ |
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Rycona
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It's from the first episode of AYAOTD. One of the episodes I remember the most vividly, probably because it was the first one I saw and it was different from anything else I had seen at the time. Not to mention that I was yelled at by my mother for yelling, "It's a hole, you idiot!" over and over again at the television.
The only jokes I've heard recently are racist. I make tons of jokes, but they're mostly circumstantial/situational and usually for my own humor.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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A Catholic priest and a child molester walk into a bar.
Ten minutes later he walks out.
*Ba dum dum KSSSSH!*
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Valdronius
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Have you heard the one about the guy who used apostrophes incorrectly?
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Not Sure
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Ice2SeeYou
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A young boy approaches his father, and asks "Daddy.....what does a woman's vagina look like?"
The father is a little shocked at his young son's question, but as a dutiful father he feels compelled to answer. "Well son, before sex a woman's vagina is beautiful. It's soft and delicate.....like the petals of a rose."
The son nods, but is slightly confused by this answer. "Ok....so then....what does a woman's vagina look like after sex?"
"Well son...." the father says, "......have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaisse?"
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TheRoboSleuth
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Have ya heard the one about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison?
Hes a small medium at large.
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the_almighty_spehornoob
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Q.Do you know why they have a cock on a weather vane?
A.Because, if they had a cunt, the wind would blow right through it.
Q.Why is it, that when a farmer fucks a sheep, he does so on the edge of a cliff?
A.So the sheep will push back.
R.I.P. George Carlin
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scamrock
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Seriously though, no one tells jokes these days, it's all just Family Guy quotes and internet memes. Jokes only still exist in the dumb little e-mails your mom sends to her book club friends. |
You must not have been to a bar lately. And I'm talking about a bar with old heads who are there to get away and have drinking problems, not social gatherings for a bunch of young guns trying to get laid. Last time I was back home, I went to Elk's Lodge with my dad. This one "ol' boy" (I'm part redneck, remember) sat there and told joke after joke nonstop for well over an hour. I'd never heard anything like it. I used to go to this tavern with some of my friends for happy hour (before they closed down) and listen to the old drunks tell jokes. They are all expert joke tellers and never tell the same joke twice.
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Greg the White
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How do blind skydivers know when to land?
They feel for the slack on the leash.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Why do they call the mini short skirts airplane skirts? Because when they bend over you can see the cock pit.
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Syd Lexia
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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?
So that each nun can make sure the other nun don't get none.
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Quantinuum
Title: Mathematician
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| Lottel wrote: |
A Catholic priest and a child molester walk into a bar.
Ten minutes later he walks out.
*Ba dum dum KSSSSH!* |
Wait, that reminded me of one that people may find offensive.
Whats the difference between a pimple and a priest......
..... The pimple doesnt come on your face until you're twelve.
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there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.
.ʇuop oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ puɐ ʎɹɐuıq puɐʇsɹǝpun oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ 'p1ɹoʍ sıɥʇ uı ǝ1doǝd ɟo sǝdʎʇ 01 ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ |
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Syd Lexia
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No more Catholic priest jokes.
Only Catholics can make molestation jokes, like how only black people can use the N-word.
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Ba'al
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I just flew back from Seattle, and boy are my arms tired. *Lame*
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Syd Lexia
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Ice2SeeYou
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KNOCK KNOCK
Go fuck yourself.
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Greg the White
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roamin' Catholic
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Murdar Machene
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I knew the one about the hole, Syd.
These are some funny joke's so far, guys.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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Hey. I went to Catholic school. for 7 years. So I think I should be able to make catholic jokes.
So as soon as I think of some, I shall post them.
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